Countries in Strong Badia the Free

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In Strong Badia the Free, various parts of Free Country USA are established as sovereign countries by the various characters. Strong Bad's goal is to unite them all as part of his own country, Strong Badia.

Bleak House

Bleak House is ruled by Strong Sad and consists of the House of the Brothers Strong. Strong Sad crowns himself king of this constitutional monarchy. He bases the legitimacy of his new nation on the national flag he designed for it and two national documents he authored: a constitution and a bill of rights. Its flag has three stripes, two dark gray on the outside and one light gray on the inside, and a black and white coat of arms with images of two bats and a house. Strong Bad derisively calls the country "Blecch House".

The Cheat and Tirerea

The Cheat and Tirerea is a secessionist territory in Strong Badia ruled by The Cheat, consisting of the area near the tire. Strong Bad considers its name to be the nastiest he's ever heard. Its flag consists of a Powered By The Cheat drawing of The Cheat giving the tire a high five on a green background.

Coachnya

Concessionstan

Conncessionstan, also known as Concessionstantinople, is ruled by Bubs and consists of his concession stand. Bubs describes it as an autonomous commonwealth. Its form of government is unclear, but Bubs asserts that it is neutral territory. Therefore, Strong Bad cannot conquer it (nor is it necessary to do so to win the game). Its flag features yellow images of the concession stand, a gummi bear, a grenade, and an organ against a red background, a design similar to the flags of many communist states.

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Homsar Reservation

Main Article: Homsar Reservation

The Homsar Reservation is ruled by Homsar, although what form of government it has is unclear. Indeed, little is known about the area or its inhabitant except that they speak a language no one understands. It is implied that the territory is a developing country, as Strong Sad is unsure if the water is safe to drink or if there is modern health care. Its flag consists of Homsar's Bowler Hat and his parents, a cup of coffee and a chipwich, against a blue background.

Marzistar

Marzistar is a country ruled together by Homestar Runner and Marzipan. Marzipan insists that the name is Marzistar, but Homestar repeatedly mistakes for Homezipan. Marzistar consists of Marzipan's front and back yards, and possibly her house. Marzipan says that "Marzistar is a hostile territory," while it seems that Homestar is a bit too concerned over declaring fruit. After disputes regarding the Homestarmy, Homestar and Marzipan split the country into East Marzistar (the front yard) and East Homezipan (the back yard).

Pompomerania

Pompomerania is ruled by Pom Pom, and appears to consist of Club Technochocolate (although Strong Bad refers to the club as being in the nation's capital, suggesting the possibility that the country has additional territory). Pom Pom is referred to as a shogun, a type of Japanese warlord. Bubs and (after conquering The Cheat and Tirerea) The Cheat can also be found here, tending the bar and serving as DJ, respectively. Its flag consists of a circle colored like Pom Pom against a white background, resembling the flag of Japan.

Poopslovakia

Strong Badia

Main Article: Strong Badia