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 <line start="28" end="69" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Introducing all new Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes and Products.</line>
 <line start="69" end="110" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Do not ask me to speak up again because this is as loud as I'm gonna get.</line>
 <line start="110" end="130" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">If you don't like it, you can find someo-</line>
 <line start="130" end="166" speaker="announcer">Introducing all-new Homerun Hitter Halloween Costumes and Products!</line>
 <line start="166" end="187" speaker="announcer">Choose from all your favorites!</line>
 <line start="187" end="193" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad!  Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
 <line start="193" end="203" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner!  The Cheat!</line>
 <line start="203" end="213" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
 <line start="213" end="232" speaker="announcer">Each comes with its own authentic</line>
 <line start="232" end="240" speaker="announcer">cheap  costume-ish pullover!</line>
 <line start="240" end="250" speaker="announcer">cheap costume-ish  pullover!</line>
 <line start="250" end="261" speaker="announcer">cheap costume-ish pullover!</line>
 <line start="265" end="280" speaker="homestar">Candy!</line>
 <line start="280" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Oh, hello neighborhood kid.</line>
 <line start="304" end="334" speaker="strongbad">Let's see who you're dressed as this year.</line>
 <line start="334" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm...  crappy plastic Bubs mask.</line>
 <line start="345" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... crappy plastic Bubs mask.</line>
 <line start="368" end="376" speaker="homestar">Yeah.</line>
 <line start="376" end="405" speaker="strongbad">And a crappier plastic apron</line>
 <line start="405" end="450" speaker="strongbad">with a picture of Bubs on it that says "Bubs!" on it.</line>
 <line start="450" end="488" speaker="homestar">Mm-hmm. Just like Bubs all the time wears -</line>
 <line start="488" end="516" speaker="homestar">picture of hisself on hisself.</line>
 <line start="516" end="546" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you're not getting any candy from me.</line>
 <line start="546" end="562" speaker="sfx">Door slam</line>
 <line start="562" end="591" speaker="homestar">Thanks, Mrs. Jankroe!</line>
 <line start="591" end="616" speaker="announcer">And for the ladies, don't forget the new</line>
 <line start="616" end="643" speaker="announcer">authentic "Marzipan" costume!</line>
 <line start="645" end="653"><announcer>No, wait...</announcer><sfx>pop</sfx></line>
 <line start="653" end="659"><announcer>No, wait...</announcer><sfx>pop</sfx></line>
 <line start="659" end="675" speaker="announcer">Almost...</line>
 <line start="675" end="679"><sfx>ding</sfx><announcer>There we go!</announcer></line>
 <line start="679" end="698"><sfx>ding</sfx><announcer>There we go!</announcer></line>
 <line start="698" end="719" speaker="marzipan">This is so offensive... that's it's not really offensive anymore!</line>
 <line start="719" end="740" speaker="marzipan">This is so offensive... that's it's not really offensive anymore!</line>
 <line start="740" end="757" speaker="marzipan">I'll take twelve!</line>
 <line start="757" end="784" speaker="announcer">Woo! You dang right!</line>
 <line start="784" end="829" speaker="announcer">And for the trick-or-treating-impaired, check out Strong Sad's line of</line>
 <line start="829" end="833" speaker="announcer">SAFE- T LOSE-R accessories!</line>
 <line start="833" end="837" speaker="announcer">SAFE-T  LOSE-R accessories!</line>
 <line start="837" end="842" speaker="announcer">SAFE-T LOSE- R accessories!</line>
 <line start="842" end="848" speaker="announcer">SAFE-T LOSE-R  accessories!</line>
 <line start="848" end="860" speaker="announcer">SAFE-T LOSE-R accessories!</line>
 <line start="860" end="882" speaker="strongsad">Hey, that's not what I named—</line>
 <line start="882" end="905" speaker="announcer">Mom not overprotective enough?</line>
 <line start="905" end="924" speaker="announcer">Just add this discreet reflector to any costume,</line>
 <line start="924" end="938"><announcer>Just add this discreet reflector to any costume</announcer><sfx>buzzer</sfx></line>
 <line start="938" end="974" speaker="announcer">and never worry about getting accidentally run down by</line>
 <line start="974" end="1003"><announcer>Mancuso's older brother ever again!</announcer><sfx>foreboding music</sfx></line>
 <line start="1003" end="1053"><announcer volume="0.9">Side effects may include getting intentionally run down by Mancuso's older brother.</announcer><sfx>foreboding music</sfx></line>
 <line start="1053" end="1074" speaker="announcer">Plagued by Halloween eggings?</line>
 <line start="1074" end="1093" speaker="announcer">Fool 'em every time with this  deluxe decoy poncho!</line>
 <line start="1093" end="1121" speaker="announcer">Fool 'em every time with this deluxe decoy poncho!</line>
 <line start="1121" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">Light him up, The Cheat!</line>
 <line start="1136" end="1147" speaker="thecheat">Affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
 <line start="1147" end="1191" speaker="strongbad">Aw, never mind. Looks like someone already got him....</line>
 <line start="1195" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">with a...  bunch of fried eggs.</line>
 <line start="1203" end="1220" speaker="strongbad">with a... bunch of fried eggs.</line>
 <line start="1220" end="1259" speaker="announcer">And last, for the kids with no friends and staying at home</line>
 <line start="1259" end="1270" speaker="announcer">to "help"  (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
 <line start="1270" end="1273" speaker="announcer">to "help" ( clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
 <line start="1273" end="1277" speaker="announcer">to "help" (cl ears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
 <line start="1277" end="1281" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clea rs throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
 <line start="1281" end="1285" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears  throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
 <line start="1285" end="1288" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears th roat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
 <line start="1288" end="1291" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears thro at) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
 <line start="1291" end="1295" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears throa t) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
 <line start="1295" end="1299" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears throat ) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
 <line start="1299" end="1308" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears throat)  mom and dad give out treats,</line>
 <line start="1308" end="1332" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
 <line start="1332" end="1338" speaker="announcer">here's a...  pair of sweat pants.</line>
 <line start="1338" end="1344" speaker="announcer">here's a...  pair of sweat pants.<sfx>squish</sfx></line>
 <line start="1344" end="1363" speaker="announcer">here's a... pair of sweat pants.<sfx>squish</sfx></line>
 <line start="1363" end="1372" speaker="announcer">It's really...  all we can do. Sorry.</line>
 <line start="1372" end="1387" speaker="announcer">It's really... all we can do.  Sorry.</line>
 <line start="1387" end="1399" speaker="announcer">It's really... all we can do. Sorry.</line>
 <line start="1399" end="1440" speaker="announcer">All New Homestars Running Halloween Customes and Broducts!</line>
 <line start="1440" end="1447" speaker="announcer">Only from-</line>
 <line start="1447" end="1469" speaker="announcer">Only from-<sfx>starts choking</sfx></line>
 <line start="1469" end="1477" speaker="sfx">record stops</line>
 <line start="1477" end="1508" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">All New Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes and Products.</line>
 <line start="1508" end="1517" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Only from Cheap As Free.</line>
 <line start="1517" end="1530"><announcer volume="0.7">Only from Cheap As Free.</announcer><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
 <line start="1552" end="1585" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">I told him not to mess with me.</line>
 <line start="1595" end="1635" speaker="bubs">Man, this costume makes me look so much like myself,</line>
 <line start="1635" end="1665" speaker="bubs">I'm surprised you recognize me!</line>
 <line start="1665" end="1683" speaker="coachz">Boy, I'll say!</line>
 <line start="1683" end="1733" speaker="coachz">This Coach Z costume is spot on.</line>

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