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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="costumecommercial.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="28" end="69" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Introducing all new Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes and Products.</line> <line start="69" end="110" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Do not ask me to speak up again because this is as loud as I'm gonna get.</line> <line start="110" end="130" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">If you don't like it, you can find someo-</line> <line start="130" end="166" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Introducing all-new Homerun Hitter Halloween Costumes and Products!</line> <line start="166" end="187" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Choose from all your favorites!</line> <line start="187" end="193" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Strong Bad! <span style="visibility:hidden"> Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</span></line> <line start="193" end="203" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! <span style="visibility:hidden"> The Cheat!</span></line> <line start="203" end="213" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line> <line start="213" end="232" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Each comes with its own authentic</line> <line start="232" end="240" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">cheap <span style="visibility:hidden">costume-ish pullover!</span></line> <line start="240" end="250" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">cheap costume-ish <span style="visibility:hidden">pullover!</span></line> <line start="250" end="261" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">cheap costume-ish pullover!</line> <line start="265" end="280" speaker="homestar">Candy!</line> <line start="280" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Oh, hello, neighborhood kid.</line> <line start="304" end="334" speaker="strongbad">Let's see who you're dressed as this year.</line> <line start="334" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... <span style="visibility:hidden"> crappy plastic Bubs mask.</span></line> <line start="345" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... crappy plastic Bubs mask.</line> <line start="368" end="376" speaker="homestar">Yeah.</line> <line start="376" end="405" speaker="strongbad">And a crappier plastic apron</line> <line start="405" end="450" speaker="strongbad">with a picture of Bubs on it that says "Bubs!" on it.</line> <line start="450" end="488" speaker="homestar">Mm-hmm. Just like Bubs all the time wears -</line> <line start="488" end="516" speaker="homestar">picture of his self <em>on</em> his self.</line> <line start="516" end="546" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you're not getting any candy from me.</line> <line start="546" end="562" speaker="sfx">Door slam</line> <line start="562" end="591" speaker="homestar">Thanks, Mrs. Jankroe!</line> <line start="591" end="616" speaker="announcer2">And for the ladies, don't forget the new</line> <line start="616" end="643" speaker="announcer2">authentic "Marzipan" costume!</line> <line start="645" end="653"> <announcer2>No, wait...</announcer2> <span style="visibility:hidden"><sfx>pop</sfx></span> </line> <line start="653" end="659"> <announcer2>No, wait...</announcer2> <sfx>pop</sfx> </line> <line start="659" end="675" speaker="announcer2">Almost...</line> <line start="675" end="679"> <sfx>ding</sfx> </line> <line start="679" end="698"> <sfx>ding</sfx> <announcer2>There we go!</announcer2> </line> <line start="698" end="719" speaker="marzipan">This is so offensive... <span style="visibility:hidden">that it's not really offensive anymore!</span></line> <line start="719" end="740" speaker="marzipan">This is so offensive... that it's not really offensive anymore!</line> <line start="740" end="757" speaker="marzipan">I'll take twelve!</line> <line start="757" end="784" speaker="announcer2">Woo! You dang right!</line> <line start="784" end="829" speaker="announcer2">And for the trick-or-treating-impaired, check out Strong Sad's line of</line> <line start="829" end="835" speaker="announcer2">SAFE-<span style="visibility:hidden">T LOSE-R accessories!</span></line> <line start="835" end="840" speaker="announcer2">SAFE-T <span style="visibility:hidden">LOSE-R accessories!</span></line> <line start="840" end="845" speaker="announcer2">SAFE-T LOSE-<span style="visibility:hidden">R accessories!</span></line> <line start="845" end="850" speaker="announcer2">SAFE-T LOSE-R <span style="visibility:hidden">accessories!</span></line> <line start="850" end="860" speaker="announcer2">SAFE-T LOSE-R accessories!</line> <line start="860" end="882" speaker="strongsad">Hey, that's not what I named—</line> <line start="882" end="905" speaker="announcer2">Mom not overprotective enough?</line> <line start="905" end="924" speaker="announcer2">Just add this discreet reflector to any costume,</line> <line start="924" end="938"><announcer2>Just add this discreet reflector to any costume,</announcer2><sfx>buzzer</sfx></line> <line start="938" end="974" speaker="announcer2">and never worry about getting accidentally run down by...</line> <line start="974" end="1003"><announcer2>Mancuso's older brother ever again!</announcer2><sfx>foreboding music</sfx></line> <line start="1003" end="1053"><announcer2 volume="0.9">Side effects may include getting <em>intentionally</em> run down by Mancuso's older brother.</announcer2><sfx>foreboding music</sfx></line> <line start="1053" end="1074" speaker="announcer2">Plagued by Halloween eggings?</line> <line start="1074" end="1093" speaker="announcer2">Fool 'em every time with this <span style="visibility:hidden">deluxe decoy poncho!</span></line> <line start="1093" end="1121" speaker="announcer2">Fool 'em every time with this deluxe decoy poncho!</line> <line start="1121" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">Light him up, The Cheat!</line> <line start="1136" end="1147" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line> <line start="1147" end="1191" speaker="strongbad">Aw, never mind. Looks like somebody already got him....</line> <line start="1195" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">with a... <span style="visibility:hidden">bunch of fried eggs.</span></line> <line start="1203" end="1220" speaker="strongbad">with a... bunch of fried eggs.</line> <line start="1220" end="1259" speaker="announcer2">And last, for the kid with no friends who's staying at home</line> <line start="1259" end="1272" speaker="announcer2">to "help" <span style="visibility:hidden"><em>(clears throat)</em> mom and dad give out treats,</span></line> <line start="1273" end="1275" speaker="announcer2">to "help" <em>(</em><span style="visibility:hidden"><em>clears throat)</em> mom and dad give out treats,</span></line> <line start="1276" end="1278" speaker="announcer2">to "help" <em>(cl</em><span style="visibility:hidden"><em>ears throat)</em> mom and dad give out treats,</span></line> <line start="1279" end="1282" speaker="announcer2">to "help" <em>(clea</em><span style="visibility:hidden"><em>rs throat)</em> mom and dad give out treats,</span></line> <line start="1283" end="1285" speaker="announcer2">to "help" <em>(clears</em><span style="visibility:hidden"><em> throat)</em> mom and dad give out treats,</span></line> <line start="1286" end="1289" speaker="announcer2">to "help" <em>(clears th</em><span style="visibility:hidden"><em>roat)</em> mom and dad give out treats,</span></line> <line start="1290" end="1293" speaker="announcer2">to "help" <em>(clears thro</em><span style="visibility:hidden"><em>at)</em> mom and dad give out treats,</span></line> <line start="1294" end="1297" speaker="announcer2">to "help" <em>(clears throa</em><span style="visibility:hidden"><em>t)</em> mom and dad give out treats,</span></line> <line start="1298" end="1301" speaker="announcer2">to "help" <em>(clears throat</em><span style="visibility:hidden"><em>)</em> mom and dad give out treats,</span></line> <line start="1302" end="1308" speaker="announcer2">to "help" <em>(clears throat)</em><span style="visibility:hidden"> mom and dad give out treats,</span></line> <line start="1308" end="1332" speaker="announcer2">to "help" <em>(clears throat)</em> mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1332" end="1338" speaker="announcer2">here's a... <span style="visibility:hidden">pair of sweat pants.</span></line> <line start="1338" end="1344"><announcer2>here's a... <span style="visibility:hidden">pair of sweat pants.</span></announcer2><sfx>squish</sfx></line> <line start="1344" end="1363"><announcer2>here's a... pair of sweat pants.</announcer2><sfx>squish</sfx></line> <line start="1363" end="1372" speaker="announcer2">It's really... <span style="visibility:hidden">all we can do. Sorry.</span></line> <line start="1372" end="1387" speaker="announcer2">It's really... all we can do. <span style="visibility:hidden">Sorry.</span></line> <line start="1387" end="1399" speaker="announcer2">It's really... all we can do. Sorry.</line> <line start="1399" end="1440" speaker="announcer2">All New Homestars Running Halloween Customes and Broducts!</line> <line start="1440" end="1447" speaker="announcer2">Only from-</line> <line start="1447" end="1469"><announcer2>Only from-</announcer2><sfx>starts choking</sfx></line> <line start="1469" end="1477" speaker="sfx">record stops</line> <line start="1477" end="1508" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">All New Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes and Products.</line> <line start="1508" end="1517" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Only from Cheap As Free.</line> <line start="1517" end="1530"><announcer volume="0.7">Only from Cheap As Free.</announcer><sfx>ding</sfx></line> <line start="1552" end="1585" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">I told him not to mess with me.</line> <line start="1595" end="1635" speaker="bubs">Man, this costume makes me look so much like myself,</line> <line start="1635" end="1665" speaker="bubs">I'm surprised you recognize me!</line> <line start="1665" end="1683" speaker="coachz">Boy, I'll say!</line> <line start="1683" end="1733" speaker="coachz">This Coach Z costume is spot on.</line> </transcript>
