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Made-Up Senor Cardgage Quotes

• "Strap your claim to the prize fund, children."
• "Flank you, Jessica, for all your grundy."
• "Hey, Delilah. Wanna see a dead body?"
• "Excruising me, Miss Penny Jenkins, do you happen to carry the latest time bulletin?"
• "If I weren't already dead, I'd slindle my money away to the grub."
• "The price is thrice on these popsicles."
• "Helscome to the Carnable of Fun, Elizabeth. We've got all the latest shypoke outlets."
• "How's the wetter, Jenny? Do you know when will the sum come out to place?"
• "Remainder: if you don't pay, you won't go sway."
• "Incogdeedio!"
• "Good news for people that have credit problems. {pause} Senor Cardgage Furniture is here for you! {points at camera} Now... seriously. If you can't get credit in my store... {long pause} you can't get credit anywhere. My name is Senor Cardgage... and you can count on it. {points at camera, then turns to his right to face Strong Bad} You gotta help me out with something, Elizabeth." [1]

– The Chort

• "Grittings, Heimstar. How are all your trebles todate?" --DorianGray
• "Oh... Cam't we all just get a lawn?" --DorianGray
• "Candle round the snowsaw Elsith." --PartyBrd20X6
• Oh, sorry Gron Sadie, but my Abdi bag is over flowering. Would you mind hefting a load for me? [Strong Sad]: You disturb me on several levels, and yet I still cannot find a word to describe it. Go bother someone else, please. [Senor]: But my mouse is wavering just wanting some Zagnut bass. Would you care to tryah sub?--Jellote
• "Grello Crumblethina, I grope you're not too disanointed with a sentramps of lethal inflection." — Defender1031*Talk
• Grood evetening, helscome to my mouse."- Record307 ^Talk/_Contribs

Look at me, i'm in the sandbox!

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