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| + | This here is Mona Pizza! |
| - | <p style="margin: 2.5em 0 0em; text-align: center; font-size: 115%; line-height: 1.3">
| + | Makers of the world's best eatsa! |
| - | Welcome to the '''<span style="font-size: 120%">Homestar Runner Wiki</span>''', the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|anyone can edit]].
| + | Fresh sauce and cheese galore, |
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| + | Brought straight to your front door! (Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!) |
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| - | We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about our favorite Internet cartoon.
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| - | '''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages]] | [[Toons]] | [[Games]] | [[Characters]] | [[Downloads]] | [[Store]] | [[Email]] | [[Legal]] | [[Museum]]</p>
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| + | This here is Mona Pizza! (Buon giorno!) |
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| + | Makers of all tasty treatsa! (Buono!) |
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| + | Our pie's crispy, crunchy crust, (Bellissima!) |
| - | === Browse the knowledge base ===
| + | Leaves others in the dust. (Mamma mia!) |
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| + | Grab a hot slice and take a big bite! |
| - | <p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Features:'''</span> [[Strong Bad Email]] · [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] · [[Teen Girl Squad]] · [[Powered by The Cheat]] · [[Puppet Stuff]] · [[Holidays|Holiday Toons]] · [[FeedBurner Page|FeedBurner]]</p>
| + | It's so good that you'll start a fight, |
| - | <p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Popups:'''</span> [[Quote of the Week]] · [[Weekly Fanstuff]] · [[Sketchbook]] · [[Random Toon]]</p>
| + | For more Mona Pizza! (I'm the manager of this joint!) |
| - | <p style="margin: 0.5em 0 1.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Miscellany:'''</span> [[Secret Pages]] · [[Places]] · [[Items]] · [[Songs]] · [[Glossary]] · [[Interviews and Public Appearances]] · [[Links]] · [[Inside Jokes]] · [[Running Gags]] · [[Sightings]]</p>
| + | Mona Pizza! (My name is Joe!) |
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| + | Mona Pizza! (It's-a pizza art!) |
| | + | Mona Pizza! (I said-a pizza art!) |
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| - | === This week's featured article ===
| + | We represent Pizza Dinosaur! |
| - | {{HRWiki:Featured article for 2011, week 11}}
| + | We got the most stores in the world! |
| - | <div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|Help select articles]]''' · '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|More featured articles...]]'''</div>
| + | Our crust is tough and our sauce is thin, |
| | + | But we're everywhere so you gotta give in! |
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| + | Mona Pizza's got nothing on us, |
| - | | + | 'Cause we've got 6,000 stores plus! |
| - | === What's new? ===
| + | Pizza Dinosaur! |
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| - | <p style="margin: .5em 0 .5em;">''Recent updates to the <span class="plainlinks">[[HR:|official Homestar Runner site]]</span>.''</p>
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This here is Mona Pizza!
Makers of the world's best eatsa!
Fresh sauce and cheese galore,
Brought straight to your front door! (Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!)
This here is Mona Pizza! (Buon giorno!)
Makers of all tasty treatsa! (Buono!)
Our pie's crispy, crunchy crust, (Bellissima!)
Leaves others in the dust. (Mamma mia!)
Grab a hot slice and take a big bite!
It's so good that you'll start a fight,
For more Mona Pizza! (I'm the manager of this joint!)
Mona Pizza! (My name is Joe!)
Mona Pizza! (It's-a pizza art!)
Mona Pizza! (I said-a pizza art!)
We represent Pizza Dinosaur!
We got the most stores in the world!
Our crust is tough and our sauce is thin,
But we're everywhere so you gotta give in!
Mona Pizza's got nothing on us,
'Cause we've got 6,000 stores plus!
Pizza Dinosaur!
Pizza Dinosaur!
