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[[Image:sbemail76.png|thumb|"I freakin' hate Sibbie!"]]
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[[Image:sbemail76.png|thumb|"I fuckin' hate Sibbie!"]]
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Strong Bad tries his hardest not to write or sing a song about Sibbie.
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String Bed hates Sibbie.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Mad}} (Easter egg)
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' it's obvious
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[The Classroom]] (Easter egg)
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'''Places:''' what is a place?
{{Comp|Compy 386}}
{{Comp|Compy 386}}
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'''Date:''' Monday, June 9, 2003
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'''Date:''' Sunday, November 11, 2012
'''Running Time:''' 2:19
'''Running Time:''' 2:19
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'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!
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'''Page Title:''' Sibbie Sucks
{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}
{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}
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== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email! Email! Email! Email!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Email! Email! Email! Email! Email! Email!
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''{Cut to a black screen with text that reads, "5 Minutes Later..."}
''{reading email}''
''{reading email}''
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<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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You rock! Your are the most awesomest<br />
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You suck! Your are the stupidest<br />
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thing ever, but how come you made a<br />
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guy ever, but how come you made a<br />
song about fhqwhgads? Will you make<br />
song about fhqwhgads? Will you make<br />
a song about me?<br />
a song about me?<br />
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Sibbie.</blockquote>
Sibbie.</blockquote>
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''{Strong Bad stops reading after "fhqwhgads" to say:}''
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''{After Strong Bad said "fhqwhgads" with a warbled and distorted voice along with the screen shaking, he says:}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. Spelled fhqwhgads right. You wouldn't believe how many I get where they're like, "Hey Strong Bad, I love your fubugrass." Or "Dear Strong Bad, where's that fuguman?" Anyways...  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. Spelled fhqwhgads right.  
''{He continues reading, his voice getting progressively more incredulous as he does, as apparently he's shocked by the question. He also reads the name as "Sibbie?!" After he finishes, he says...}''  
''{He continues reading, his voice getting progressively more incredulous as he does, as apparently he's shocked by the question. He also reads the name as "Sibbie?!" After he finishes, he says...}''  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh... ''{typing}'' You people and your demands. Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright? Make a song about me. Send Trogdor over to my house. Put on a purple thing and dance around! Well, I've had it! I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever make a song about the sibbie.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh... ''{typing}'' You people and your demands. Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every fuckin' whim, alright? Make a song about me. Send Trogdor over to my house. Put on a jock-strap and dance around! Well, I've had it!  
''{A beat starts playing in the background, and Strong Bad types and reads along with it}''  
''{A beat starts playing in the background, and Strong Bad types and reads along with it}''  
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''{Zoom out a bit. Strong Bad turns to the side and sees The Cheat bobbing around as he plays a keyboard.}''
''{Zoom out a bit. Strong Bad turns to the side and sees The Cheat bobbing around as he plays a keyboard.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan. What are you trying to do, man? Get out of here!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Get out of here!
''{The Cheat mutters something, picks up the keyboard, and walks behind Strong Bad's computer.}''  
''{The Cheat mutters something, picks up the keyboard, and walks behind Strong Bad's computer.}''  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt. My focus is all... Krokused. Guess it's time for a break.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt. My focus is all... SUS. Guess it's time for a break.
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''{Strong Bad exits stage left. The Cheat peeks up from behind the computer. Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad enters stage right. The TV emits canned laughter.}''
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''{Strong Bad exits stage left. The Cheat peeks up from behind the computer with a smirk on his face while holding a pistol. Camera zooms in on The Cheat and dramatic music plays. Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad enters stage right. The TV emits Sesame Street.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And... whoop! ''{He leaps over the back of the couch, sitting down to watch TV.}'' Oh, this is the one where the guy's mom shows the guy's girlfriend the pictures of the guy when he was a baby.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And... whoop! ''{He leaps over the back of the couch, sitting down to watch TV with 4 flower vases on the coffee table in front of him.}''
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'''TV VOICE:''' ''{sounding offended}'' MOM!!! ''{canned laughter, again}''
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'''TV VOICE (The Count):''' One. One flower.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, the embarrassment.
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''{Cut to TV screen. It shows The Count counting flower vases.}''
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'''THE COUNT:''' Two. Two flowers.
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad trying to count the flower vases, and he is doing terribly at it.}''
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'''TV VOICE (The Count):''' Three! Three flowers!
''{Strong Sad enters stage left, listening to an iPod.}''
''{Strong Sad enters stage left, listening to an iPod.}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ...never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.
'''STRONG SAD:''' ...never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Shut up! Where'd you hear that?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in Francis' voice from Left 4 Dead}'' I ain't gonna let these goddamn vampires beat me.
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Geez, I don't know. Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Ugh. I gotta get out of here. ''{He exits stage left.}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walks toward stage right}'' And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walks toward stage right}'' And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...
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''{Cut to The Field. Homestar Runner is standing next to a radio, occasionally bobbing left and right to the music.}''
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''{Strong Bad gets up and walks out stage left}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing on the radio}'' And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.
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''{Cut to Strong Bad punching The Count accompanied with a number counter on the upper left corner of the screen indicating how many times he punched}''
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''{Strong Bad enters stage right.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in Francis' voice}'' Damn straight!! ''{laughs}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{on the radio}'' And coming in at number 4, that was Strong Bad with "Song About Sibbie."
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''{Cut to Homestar watching TV}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't write a song about Sibbie! The Cheat just started playing some beat! I mean, I wasn't even-- I didn't mean to-- It was never my intention to-- I FREAKIN' HATE SIBBIE!!!
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Uhhh....what's going on?
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And debuting at number 3, it's Strong Bad with "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie!"
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''{A roaring noise is heard from the TV screen}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing on the radio}'' I freakin' hate Sibbie...
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''{Cut to Strong Bad on the TV screen holding two middle fingers and making the T-Rex noise from Jurassic Park with the number 2 on the upper left corner of the screen; after 2 seconds, the TV cuts to static and shows the TV color bar}''
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''{Strong Bad screams. As he screams, he grabs the radio, piledrives it, kicks it over, and then suplexes the radio, damaging it so that it stops playing. He then stands up, breathing hard. His right eye twitches twice in succession.}''
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''{Cut to The Field. Homestar Runner is standing next to a radio, occasionally bobbing left and right to the music.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster.
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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==Easter Eggs==
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*Click on the words "purple thing" to see Strong Bad's [[Wikipedia:Fruit of the Loom|Fruit of the Loom]] impression as purple [[grapes]] with the caption "lookin' good, SB."
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*At the very end you can click on the [[booOOMbox]] to see Strong Bad teaching a class how to say "[[Fhqwhgads]]."
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:''{Strong Bad and Homestar are standing in front of a chalkboard with "FHQWHGADS" written on it.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Fhqwhgads."
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Fubugrass.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Say it with a flourish. "Fhqwhgads."
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Fooboomagoo.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' It doesn't sound like it looks. "Fhqwhgads."
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:'''COACH Z:''' ''{popping up in the foreground}'' Forhorglingrads!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Coach Z, I thought I asked you to leave, like, an hour ago.
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:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{pushing Coach Z out of the way}'' DOUGLAS!!!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! We've had a breakthrough! You get a gold star.
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== Fun Facts ==
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===Explanations===
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*"Fhqwhgads" originated in [[i love you]]; the song Sibbie is referring to is [[Everybody to the Limit]].
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===Trivia===
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with a demonic overtone}'' I FUCKIN' HATE SIBBIE!!!
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*The menu on [[Strong Sad's iPod]] reads "playlists", "songs", and "settings", but a Rev. 1 iPod's menu should read "Playlists", "Artists", "Songs", "Settings", "About", and "Now Playing".
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**However, it is possible to change the settings of an iPod to customize the main menu.
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*When this email was first released, Strong Bad had typed "stongbad_email.exe" as in the previous email, with no ill effects.  This error was corrected about a year later.
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*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#id 50 K race walk|50 K race walk]]".
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===Remarks===
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And debuting at number 1, it's Strong Bad with "I Fuckin' Hate Sibbie!"
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*The voice of Strong Bad on the radio and the lyrics Strong Sad sings include the phrase "...song about Sibbie." However, Strong Bad said "...song about ''the'' Sibbie." Furthermore, the beat had not entered by the time he said Sibbie.
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**Similarly, the lyric for "I Freaking Hate Sibbie" doesn't sound like what Strong Bad screamed.
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*The beat generated by The Cheat's keyboard stops by itself.
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===Goofs===
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing on the radio}'' I fuckin' hate Sibbie...
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*[[The Cheat's keyboard]] appears to have an extra key between E and F and ''two'' extra keys between B and C.
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*When Strong Bad performs the vertical suplex on the radio, the radio is picked up speaker-up, and lands speaker-up. The way this move is performed, it should have landed speaker-down.
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*When the camera zooms out to reveal The Cheat and his keyboard playing the beat, the contrast dial is gone on the Compy.
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===Inside References===
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''{Strong Bad screams. As he screams, he grabs the radio and piledrives it, causing the radio to explode}''
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*Strong Mad saying "[[Douglas]]!" in the "fhqwhgads class" Easter egg is a reference to [[cheat talk]].
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*The "fhqwhgads class" itself is a reference to [[A Jorb Well Done]].
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*The radio which Homestar is listening to also appears in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].
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*Strong Bad calling The Cheat "Clever Dan" is yet another reference to the running gag of [[Dan]].
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===Real-World References===
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that fucking toaster.
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*Strong Bad refers to the Swiss metal band [[Wikipedia:Krokus|Krokus]], which had mainstream success in the '80s with their covers of rock anthems such as "School's Out" and "Ballroom Blitz".
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*Strong Bad reveals his [[Professional Wrestling|wrestling]] skill when he attacks the radio, performing a [[Wikipedia:Professional wrestling throws#Piledriver|piledriver]], kick, then a [[Wikipedia:Suplex#Vertical suplex|vertical suplex]].
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===Fast Forward===
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down reading "Copyright 2012 Viacom"}''
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*Strong Bad makes the same screaming sound when he is stuck in the black in [[virus]], when [[Little Girl]] asks him to in [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]], and in [[Where The Crap Are We?]].
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*The Cheat creates another musical remix of spoken dialogue in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]].
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*Strong Bad semi-contradicts his statement of not having to fulfill every demand requested of him in the email [[lady fan]], where he says when he's sent stupid emails, he's obligated by law to do what they ask.
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== DVD Version ==
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''{Cut to an image of Heffer from Rocko's Modern Life making a silly face from the episode "Put to Pasture"}''
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*The Fruit-of-the-Loom Easter egg is viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.
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*To view the fhqwhgads Easter egg, click the hidden Strong Bad logo to the upper left of the screen (behind Strong Bad's head) after the video is over.
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== External Links ==
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==References==
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*[[HR:sbemail76.html|watch "sibbie"]]
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*[[HR:sbemail76.swf|view the Flash file for "sibbie"]]
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
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*The roar Strong Bad makes as he is flipping off from the TV is from [[Wikipedia:Jurassic Park|Jurassic Park]].
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*The entire segment where Strong Bad is trying to count the vases and eventually beats up The Count on Sesame Street is a reference to GMod Idiot Box 5.

Revision as of 23:06, 11 November 2012

Strong Bad Email #76
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"I fuckin' hate Sibbie!"

String Bed hates Sibbie.

Cast (in order of appearance): it's obvious

Places: what is a place?

Computer: Compy 386

Date: Sunday, November 11, 2012

Running Time: 2:19

Page Title: Sibbie Sucks

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Two

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Email! Email! Email! Email! Email! Email!

{Cut to a black screen with text that reads, "5 Minutes Later..."}

{reading email}

{After Strong Bad said "fhqwhgads" with a warbled and distorted voice along with the screen shaking, he says:}

STRONG BAD: Whoa. Spelled fhqwhgads right.

{He continues reading, his voice getting progressively more incredulous as he does, as apparently he's shocked by the question. He also reads the name as "Sibbie?!" After he finishes, he says...}

STRONG BAD: Ugh... {typing} You people and your demands. Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every fuckin' whim, alright? Make a song about me. Send Trogdor over to my house. Put on a jock-strap and dance around! Well, I've had it!

{A beat starts playing in the background, and Strong Bad types and reads along with it}

STRONG BAD: And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about— {stops singing, but continues typing} HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from?

{Zoom out a bit. Strong Bad turns to the side and sees The Cheat bobbing around as he plays a keyboard.}

STRONG BAD: Get out of here!

{The Cheat mutters something, picks up the keyboard, and walks behind Strong Bad's computer.}

STRONG BAD: Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt. My focus is all... SUS. Guess it's time for a break.

{Strong Bad exits stage left. The Cheat peeks up from behind the computer with a smirk on his face while holding a pistol. Camera zooms in on The Cheat and dramatic music plays. Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad enters stage right. The TV emits Sesame Street.}

STRONG BAD: And... whoop! {He leaps over the back of the couch, sitting down to watch TV with 4 flower vases on the coffee table in front of him.}

TV VOICE (The Count): One. One flower.

{Cut to TV screen. It shows The Count counting flower vases.}

THE COUNT: Two. Two flowers.

{Cut back to Strong Bad trying to count the flower vases, and he is doing terribly at it.}

TV VOICE (The Count): Three! Three flowers!

{Strong Sad enters stage left, listening to an iPod.}

STRONG SAD: ...never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.

STRONG BAD: {in Francis' voice from Left 4 Dead} I ain't gonna let these goddamn vampires beat me.

STRONG SAD: {walks toward stage right} And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...

{Strong Bad gets up and walks out stage left}

{Cut to Strong Bad punching The Count accompanied with a number counter on the upper left corner of the screen indicating how many times he punched}

STRONG BAD: {in Francis' voice} Damn straight!! {laughs}

{Cut to Homestar watching TV}

HOMESTAR: Uhhh....what's going on?

{A roaring noise is heard from the TV screen}

{Cut to Strong Bad on the TV screen holding two middle fingers and making the T-Rex noise from Jurassic Park with the number 2 on the upper left corner of the screen; after 2 seconds, the TV cuts to static and shows the TV color bar}

{Cut to The Field. Homestar Runner is standing next to a radio, occasionally bobbing left and right to the music.}

STRONG BAD: {with a demonic overtone} I FUCKIN' HATE SIBBIE!!!

THE ANNOUNCER: And debuting at number 1, it's Strong Bad with "I Fuckin' Hate Sibbie!"

STRONG BAD: {singing on the radio} I fuckin' hate Sibbie...

{Strong Bad screams. As he screams, he grabs the radio and piledrives it, causing the radio to explode}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that fucking toaster.

{The Paper comes down reading "Copyright 2012 Viacom"}

{Cut to an image of Heffer from Rocko's Modern Life making a silly face from the episode "Put to Pasture"}

References

  • The roar Strong Bad makes as he is flipping off from the TV is from Jurassic Park.
  • The entire segment where Strong Bad is trying to count the vases and eventually beats up The Count on Sesame Street is a reference to GMod Idiot Box 5.
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