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- | '' | + | "'''Santam'n is a Blade Man'''" is the jazzy theme song of the knife-wielding [[Santaman|Santam'n]] that threatens [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] in [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]. It is sung by [[Homestar Runner]]. A extended version of the song was posted to [[@StrongBadActual]] for the 2018 holiday season. |
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+ | ==Lyrics== | ||
+ | Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br> | ||
+ | He's comin' for you to chop you in two<br> | ||
+ | Santam'n is a blade man<br> | ||
+ | He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down<br> | ||
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+ | Santam'n is a blade man<br> | ||
+ | He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies<br> | ||
+ | Santam'n is a blade man<br> | ||
+ | Here comes down the lane to cleft you in twain<br> | ||
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+ | And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends<br> | ||
+ | So I just lay low 'til this part ends<br> | ||
+ | Hey, you might make it out alive!<br> | ||
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+ | Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br> | ||
+ | He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise<br> | ||
+ | Santam'n is a blade man<br> | ||
+ | He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down<br> | ||
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+ | ==External Links== | ||
+ | *[http://homestarrunner.com/songs/Santam'n%20is%20a%20Blade%20Man.mp3 Listen to "<!--{{PAGENAME}}-->Santam'n is a Blade Man"] <!-- I can't get this to work as an interwiki link because of the spaces in the filename --> | ||
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+ | <nowiki>[[Category:Songs]]</nowiki> |
Revision as of 06:13, 22 December 2018
Santam'n is a Blade Man
"Santam'n is a Blade Man" is the jazzy theme song of the knife-wielding Santam'n that threatens Dangeresque and Firebert in Decemberween Dangeresque. It is sung by Homestar Runner. A extended version of the song was posted to @StrongBadActual for the 2018 holiday season.
Lyrics
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' for you to chop you in two
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
Santam'n is a blade man
He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies
Santam'n is a blade man
Here comes down the lane to cleft you in twain
And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends
So I just lay low 'til this part ends
Hey, you might make it out alive!
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
External Links
[[Category:Songs]]