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| - | <b>HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A NEW MAIN PAGE!!!!!! GAAaagjhhjkchektGH!!!!!!!!!!!1!<DIESOFSHOCK></b>
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| - | --[[User:66.190.5.63|66.190.5.63]] 01:40, 23 May 2005 (UTC)
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| - | Welcome to the '''Hargle Barge Central''', a collarbone [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Hotsbar Runnder]] hodgepodge [[HRWiki:Introduction|some can edit]]. We are currently bargling on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].
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| - | If this was your big mistake coming over here, please ignore the [[HRWiki:About|About]] page. We'll be nauseus to overlook any commands you will have under at the [[Help:Contents|Help Desk]]. For detail-lacking destructions on doing funny things to the wiki, read the [[Help:Editing|Editing]] page. To practice your editing, feel free to leave some socks in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].
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| - | ===Pudding Pie===
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| - | '''What's Up Dawgzzzzzzzzzzzz?''' [[heebty.com updates]] — the least recent updates to hamstrayrammer.com
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| - | ===Soft Drinks===
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| - | *[[Special:Listusers|List of registered ejaikujh]]
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| - | *[[Links]] to other pages not about Himmy Rinny.
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| - | *[[Glossary]] of permsghg ghjused on Homsta Rune.
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| - | *[[Sightings]]: Pop-uncultured blightings of HER stuffed animals.
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| - | *[[HRWiki:Projects|Projects]] we're currently putting off.
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| - | *[[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]]: Lay around and learn how to not edit pages.
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| - | *[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|WhhjikiTroll]]: Definition and unknown offendersHOLY CRPAZP IM< ONT TB!!.
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| - | This fake hack brought to you by Mister Bored. Oh, I'm so bored.
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| - | Mister Bored says: OMG new front page?! Whao. Well, here's what the main page USED to look like, fokes.
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| - | This is the best video game I've ever played!<br>
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| - | <i>Homestar Runner</i>
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| - | We give it an 8 out of 10!<br>
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| - | <i>Toonami</i>
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| - | I swear, this is the best. My favorite part was when Francine opened the closet and found the skeleton of her dead husband. Such a cliffhanger.<br>
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| - | <i>Katherine Hempburn</i>
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| - | BLASPHEMY<br>
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| - | <i>SOME GUY</i>
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| - | I want a soda.<br>
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| - | <i>Jimmy H. Endrix</i>
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| - | "...Better than a goat!!"<br>
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| - | <i>The biscuitdoughhandsman Review </i>
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| - | "Yes, I'd like to order two extra large, one extra cheese and one supreme..."<br>
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| - | <i>Some guy who dialed the wrong number</i>
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| - | Welcome to the '''Hotel California''', the [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|knowldge-less]] knowledge-base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|is a big rip-off and that no one should ever visit. Ever.]].
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| - | We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|killing people who]] [[Special:Allpages|say mean things]] about our favorite internet cartoon.
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| - | '''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages|Pain Mages]] | [[Toons|Name That Tune]] | [[Games|Gosh, Alex! Make Edgar Stop!]] | [[Characters|Burn Misspelled Thespians]] | [[Downloads|Keep it on the down low]] | [[Store|Sore]] | [[Email|It's not A-mail, it's not B-mail]] | [[Legal|Beagle]] | [[Museum|Wow, Mommy! These dinosaur bones is creepy!]]</p>
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| - | === Browse the Knowledge Base ===
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| - | <p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;">'''Features:''' [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Spam]] · [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Marmalade's Afterdinner Machine]] · [[Teen Girl Squad|60-Year-Old With Arthritis Girl Squad]] · [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered by a hamster running on a wheel forever and ever and ever and ever. . .]] · [[Puppet Stuff|Turkey Stuffings]] · [[Holiday Toons|Holiday Inn]]</p>
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| - | === This week's featured article ===
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| - | Stay tuned for next week's featured article!!!! AN<br>
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| - | === What's new? ===
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| - | ''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''
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| - | February 1, 1493: New Homestar Runner cartoon!!!!! "Homestar Runner Gets Run Over By The Santa Maria"
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| - | February 8, 1493: New Homestar Runner game!!!!! "Pom-Pom Jousting"
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| - | February 15, 1493: New SB e-mail!!!!! "this is anachronistic"
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| - | February 22, 1493: New Homestar Runner short!!!!! "What Year Is It Again?"
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| - | February 29, 1493: New SB e-mail!!!!! "not a leap year"
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| - | February 36, 1493: New Homestar Runner merchandise at the store!!!!! "Lump of gold that looks nothing at all like Homestar"
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| - | February 43, 1493: New Homestar Runner game!!!!! "Build KoT's castle out of cheese"
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| - | The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy!<br>
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| - | <i>(Powered by the Cheat) Strong Bad</i>
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| - | Why? WHY?! WHY DID THEY DO THIS!? <b>WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY</b><br>
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| - | <i>Mister Drama</i>
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