Where the Crap Are We?

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Revision as of 14:10, 13 June 2005

"Here's a Twinkie!"

Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Running time: 0:39

Transcript

{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Bad, could you give me a hand with this—

STRONG BAD: {interrupting} Wait a minute, shut up. Where the crap ARE we?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno. Someplace.

STRONG BAD: What're we doing here? It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! We're dead!

STRONG BAD: No, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.

{Homestar looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here's a Twinkie.

STRONG BAD: Oh. Maybe this is heaven!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, and it's just you and me forever!

{Strong Bad slowly turns his head toward the camera as Homestar says this. As Strong Bad speaks, the background grows red}

STRONG BAD: Wait a minute! This isn't heaven!!!

{Strong Bad flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it}

STRONG BAD: AUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

{Strong Bad slides down off the bottom of the screen}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.

{Homestar opens his mouth}

Easter Eggs

• Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.

Easter Egg Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {imitating telephone} Brinnng! Brinnng!

{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day! {puts the Twinkie down in midair, with a telephone click noise}

{Homestar looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops and puts his leg down}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um...I really don't think there's a way out of here.

Fun Facts

Explanations

• This cartoon can be found in the program Macromedia Central. Go into "Help → About Central" and ctrl-click on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central → About Central" and double CMD Click on the C logo). When you are given a password field, type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon will then play in the about box.

Remarks

• This is now considered legitimate HomestarRunner.com material, since a line from it has been used in the Quote of the Week which appeared on June 9th, 2005.

External Links

• watch "Where the Crap are We?" (mirror)
• view the flash file for "Where the Crap are We?" (mirror)