Unseen Characters

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Unseen characters appear frequently on Homestar Runner. They are basically characters who are heard, mentioned or partially seen, but never completely seen by the viewers.

Heard

These characters that are heard but never have been seen.

• Marzipan's Answering Machine:
  • Ron Dardman
  • Łukasz
  • Another person with a strong accent
  • Kevin

• These characters are heard on First Time Here? and Fluffy Puff Commercial:
  • Cherry Greg
  • Clapper Loader

• On the Brothers Strong's TV set:
  • Caleb Rentpayer
  • Tucksworth
  • An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) privileges
  • The above person's son Cool Things
  • Announcer of "Some type of TV show" your friends
  • Announcer of "TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am" mile

Mentioned

Characters that are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance.

• Dan
• Levert Burtmore
• Beverly Sportsinterviews
• Coach Z's, Homestar Runner's, and Strong Bad's parents
• Strong Bad's Great Uncle Pawdabber (may or may not exist, mentioned in secret recipes)
• Little Strong Mad
• Trivia Time
• Rondleman (alluded to in Biz Cas Fri 1)
• Gunderson (alluded to in Biz Cas Fri 3)
• Mancuso (alluded to in Biz Cas Fri 3)
• The Homestar Runner's dog
• Dripping Yellow Madness (Cool Things)
• Stan (Cool Things)
• Coach X (A Folky Tale)
• Coach Y (A Folky Tale)

Not Seen Completely

Characters whose faces are either cut off by the top of the screen, or obscured by a mask of some kind.

• The Shareholders
• The Knight
• The Blacksmith