Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer

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Rather Dashing, Trogdor, and others appear in a real-life film epic.

Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing, Kerrek, Jhonka, The Red and Blue Knights, Poor Gary, King of Peasantry, Trogdor, Baby Lady, The Baby, Mendelev, Dongolev, Naked Ned, Pterodactyl, The Three Keepers of Trogdor

Transcript

NARRATOR: It began as the best selling video computer TV game of all time. Not really. But still! A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest... INTO THEATERS!!

RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage?

{fade to black}

RATHER DASHING: TROGDOR!!!

{A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. It is soon modified to "Videlectrix Films". Cut to a throne room. Rather Dashing is in front of the King of Peasantry.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!

RATHER DASHING: I'll upset YOUR Balance, my lord!

KING OF PEASANTRY Rather Dashing, you will not sass back to this council!

NARRATOR: From the sort of people who brought you Trogdor and Litigation Jackson...

RATHER DASHING: Easy now Gary, I'm just going to wear a mask.

{Gary Whinnies and turns around}

LADY PEASANT: Show me you're a real man Rather Dashing.

RATHER DASHING: Throw... Baby... ahhh!

MENDELEV AND DONGOLEV:Haldo!

MENDELEV: I'm Mendelev...

DONGOLEV: I'm Dongolev...

BLUE KNIGHT: Rather Dashing? More like Rather Homely!

{We see Rather Dashing eating a meatball sub. Cut back to the Archery. Either Mendlev or Dondelev is helping him train.}}

VOICE: Prepare, for this Trog-venture. For the whole Trog-Family!

{Cut to what seems to be the door to the baby lady cottage. Rather Dashing runs out screaming, with a sack of chicken feed over his head. He hits the cottage, and falls down. Cut to the Jhonka, who seems to just be a human beating the ground. Cut to the archery.}}

RATHER DASHING: I'm just SO mad at Trogdor...

{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

GUARD KNIGHT: Access to Trogdor is strictly for peasants!

{Rather Dashing frowns. Cut bak to Archery.}

RATHER DASHING: He just goes around bullying things and doesn't even care!

{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

GUARD KNIGHT: You don't smell like a peasant.

{Cut to Jhonka, jumping around. Rather Dashing is next to him, battling him, kills him, and gets his belt. Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

GUARD KNIGHT: You don't dress like a peasant...

{Cut to Rather Dashing battling what seems to be Naked Ned. Rather Dashng puts on the peasant clothes.}

{Cut to Trogdor Cave Entrance}..

GUARD KNIGHT: And you certainly aren't ON FIRE {his helmet lid slams shut} like a peasant!

{Cut to the rocky top of Trogdor's Cave. An on-fire Rather Dashing is climbing it. As Rather Dashing maintains grip on top, Trogdor flies in.}

VOICE: A quest for adventure! A quest for avenge!

{Trogdor screams and breathes his horrible fire. The Three Guards, who suddenly appear, wave their hands. Cut to the very top of the cave. It's midnight.}

VOICE: A quest... for a peasant! Peasant's Quest!

{The Peasant's quest logo appear. Cut to film creation credits. Cut to the King's Castle.}}

KING OF PEASANTRY: And the Trogdor comes... in the night.

RATHER DASHING: Not this time, comes... in the night... Trogdor!

{Cut to a 3D-Render of Trogdor. He breathes fire. Cut to the Peasant's Quest Logo.}

External Links

• Watch the Movie Trailer
• SWF file (would-be transcriptors, I'd download this)
• Coral Cache of trailer
• Watch first few seconds of trailer on a mirror, because the HSR site is so darn slow. (Note: right click on the loading screen and press "play", or it will load for all eternity)
• EverybodyToTheLimit.com Mirror