Odd Similes

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Sometimes, a character of the Homestar Runner universe (usually Homestar Runner) will use an odd simile.

Appearances

• Summer Short Shorts — Homestar Runner says:
  • "You and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit."
  • "We're like this bowl of mayonnaise here."
  • "I'm smart as peanuts."
  • "You and me? Soggy napkin."
• Strongest Man in the World — Homestar Runner says "I feel fresh as a bagel!"
• Email rough copy — Homestar Runner says "Pure as a mountain goat."
• Email winter pool — Strong Bad says "Smack it like a newborn's biscuit."
• April Fool 2014 — Homestar Runner says "Just like fallin' off a web van."

See Also

• Unusual Greetings