Odd Similes

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Sometimes, a character of the Homestar Runner universe (usually Homestar Runner himself) will use an odd simile.

Appearances

• Summer Short Shorts — Homestar says:
  • "You (Pom Pom) and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit."
  • "We're like this bowl of mayonnaise here."
  • "I'm smart as peanuts."
  • "You and me? Soggy napkin."
• Strongest Man in the World — Homestar says that "(He) feel(s) fresh as a bagel!"
• Email rough copy — Homestar says that the Strong Bad-brand water is "Pure as a mountain goat."
• Email winter pool — Strong Bad tells Strong Mad to "Smack (the pool water's surface) like a newborn's biscuit."
• April Fool 2014 — Homestar, whilst trying to pep himself up to reintroduce the website, says that the experience is "Just like fallin' off a web van."

See Also

• Unusual Greetings