Some Stupid Turkey
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An often-overlooked toon, Strong Bad simply dresses up like a turkey and sings a song.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Bubs, Coach Z, The King of Town
Places: The Field
Date: November 27, 2001
Page Title: Strap on that feed bag!!
Running Time: 0:40
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Transcript
{Open to Strong Bad standing in a field in autumn, wearing a turkey constume.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Dun dun dadun dun DUN! Oh, I'm some stupid turkey, as stupid as they come! Cut off my head,
{An axe, swung from above, cuts the "turkey" head from Strong Bad's costume.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} stuff me with bread,
{With a "pop!", a loaf of bread appears in the "turkey" head's beak.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} go and suck your thumb!
{The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z appear from behind Strong Bad.}
ALL: {singing} Go... and... suck... your...
ALL (except Coach Z and The Cheat): {singing} thuuuuuuumb!
COACH Z: {singing, simultaneously} theeerrrrrrmb!
THE CHEAT: {singing, simultaneously} meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now let us go and partake of our wonderous feast!
{Screen blanks with buttons reading "Back" and "Play Again" appearing}
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Hey, wait a minute, where's The King of Town?
{Cut to the King of Town, who is fatter than usual, and lying down. He turns green for a split second, then his face goes back to normal.}
THE KING OF TOWN: Doo hoo ooh..oooh....{hiccups} More gravy, please!
Fun Facts
Remarks
- When the Back and Play Again buttons come up for the first time, they aren't clickable.
- The final "Go and suck your thumb" is in stereo. For example, notice how Homestar is only on the left channel
- At the end, the KoT's face becomes greener and greener the longer you watch, but it eventually stops.
- Turkeys aren't quite as stupid as conventional wisdom and urban legend would have us believe.
- Although Strong Bad asks where the King of Town is, no one notices that four other characters are also missing (The Poopsmith, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, and Marzipan).
