User:AgentSeethroo
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Hiya. I'm AgentSeethroo. I'm in the U.S. Air Force, where I have what is best described as a fairly cushy desk office job. I have fun there, and work out the budgets for some of the Air Force's projects. I don't like it when people try to say the military isn't necessary, or is stupid. No, I do not know what's in Area 51. If you want to know more about the military, feel free to ask in my Talk page
I love [Homestarrunner.com|Homestar Runner], and have been using it until recently in the office to relieve boredom. Then, the Air Force banned the site from our computers. That's why I'm now facing a small crisis. If anyone could help, that'd be great.
I think that's all I have to say for now. This is AgentSeethroo, signing out.
Interview with the Director
The uncut, complete interview.
REPORTER: So...
AgentSeethroo: So?
REPORTER: Sorry, just straightening up my notes...
AgentSeethroo: No problem...I'll wait.
REPORTER: I'm a little nervous, this is my first interview..
AgentSeethroo: Don't worry about it! It's easy. Look, I'll show you! Let me interview you!
REPORTER: Ok?
AgentSeethroo: Mr. REPORTER, are you an evil leprechaun?
REPORTER: uhh...no, what kind of ques- <gets interrupted>
AgentSeethroo: <interrupts> Don't dodge the question Mr. REPORTER, my sources are VERY reliable.
REPORTER: This is supposed to make me more relaxed?
AgentSeethroo: I'm asking the questions here.
REPORTER: Oh. Sorry.
AgentSeethroo: Ok, so my notes say that you're married. How's married life treatin' ya?
REPORTER: um...those notes say that you're married...they're my notes...
AgentSeethroo: <looking down at notes> Right. So they are...
REPORTER: Ok so...it's my turn now right?
AgentSeethroo: You're feeling better now?
REPORTER: Sure, whatever, let's just get this over with.
AgentSeethroo: That's the spirit!
REPORTER: Mr. Seethroo, what was your inspiration throughout the production of this film?
AgentSeethroo: Aw, crap, your time's up, I have another interview in 2 minutes!
REPORTER: Of...course...you do. Thank you for your time...
AgentSeethroo: No, thank you! <gets up and walks out>
REPORTER: Putz.
[NOTE]: Special thanks go to Jweb Guru News Network's Mr. REPORTER for enduring this interview.
This DVD is a collaboratory AgentSeethroo Film Studios and Guru DVD Design production.