Peasantry

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The Map of Thy Peasantry

Peasantry is a land filled with peasants, archers, and knights(albeit apparent lack of a castle). Creatures such as Trogdor, the ogre-like Kerrek and the primitive Jhonka also abound. It is the primary location in the game Peasant's Quest. Its name is based on the land of Daventry, from the King's Quest games by Sierra. It is also(presumably) the place where TROGDOR! takes place.

History

The history of peasantry is a dark one indeed. In the early days, life was simple and happy. Children frollicked in the park. Creepy old men fished in the lakes. Then, the beasts came. Three horrible creatures invaded Peasantry. One, the Jhonka was a troll-like being that lived in a cave, hoarding it's treasure. The second, a vile giant known as the Kerrek, invaded the land, squashing all who tresspassed his fields. And the third, the most horrible of them all, was a dragon known simply as Trogdor. The Trogdor ravaged fields, squashed peasants, destroyed huts, and spread burnination all over the land. Ever since this day, the peasants of Peasantry have lived in dread.