Eating Non-Food Items

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Characters in the Homestar Runner universe often eat non-food items or are implied to have done so.

The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Strong Mad eats rocks and then half an actual can of soda.
Email Processing Room — Strong Mad eats a piece of paper with an e-mail printed on it and spits it out before sending it to Strong Bad.
Email origins — Strong Bad says Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chain-whip.
Email narrator — Strong Mad confesses to eating his battleship. Strong Bad then claims he's "surprised Strong Mad hasn't eaten The Cheat by now."
Sbemail 150?!? — Strong Bad claims that Strong Mad ate his 150th email.
Email isp — Strong Mad literally sucks up bandwidth.
Email retirement (combined) — Strong Mad, as "House-Mouth," swallows the Compy 386 whole.

Email do over — Homestar, dressed as The Cheat, eats a pile of change off of the floor.
Email theme song — Homestar is seen eating a sandwich made of lightbulbs stuck between two pieces of bread.
Email secret recipes — Homestar eats "Stupid Uncle Egg's Goodtime Diaper Pie", which is actually a pinecone.

3 Times Halloween Funjob — The King of Town eats a dozen eggs and washes them down with a roll of toilet paper.
Email secret recipes — The King of Town is seen eating various deodorant products.
No Hands On Deck! — The King of Town spits out a remote control.

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