Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
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Rather Dashing, Trogdor, and others appear in a real-life film epic.
Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing, Kerrek, Jhonka, The Red and Blue Knights, Poor Gary, King of Peasantry, Trogdor, Baby Lady, The Baby, Mendelev, Dongolev, Naked Ned, Pterodactyl, The Three Keepers of Trogdor
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Transcript
NARRATOR: It began as the best selling video computer TV game of all time. Not really. But still! A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest... INTO THEATERS!!
RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage?
{fade to black}
RATHER DASHING: TROGDOR!!!
{A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. It is soon modified to "Videlectrix Films". Cut to a throne room. Rather Dashing is in front of the King of Peasantry.}
KING OF PEASANTRY: We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!
RATHER DASHING: I'll upset YOUR Balance, my lord!
KING OF PEASANTRY Rather Dashing, you will not sass back to this council!
NARRATOR: From the sort of people who brought you Trogdor and Litigation Jackson...
RATHER DASHING: Easy now Gary, I'm just going to wear a mask.
{Gary whinnies and turns around}
LADY PEASANT: Show me you're a real man, Rather Dashing.
RATHER DASHING: Throw... Baby... ahhh!
MENDELEV AND DONGOLEV: Haldo!
MENDELEV: I'm Mendelev...
DONGOLEV: I'm Dongolev...
BLUE KNIGHT: Rather Dashing? More like Rather Homely!
{We see Rather Dashing eating a meatball sub. Cut back to the Archery. Either Mendelev or Dongolev is helping him train.}}
VOICE: Prepare, for this Trog-venture. For the whole Trog-Family!
{Cut to the outside of the Inn. Rather Dashing runs out screaming, with the pot of grease over his head. He hits the side of the Inn, and falls down. Cut to the Jhonka, who seems to just be a human beating the ground. Cut to the archery.}
RATHER DASHING: I'm just SO mad at Trogdor...
{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}
GUARD KNIGHT: Access to Trogdor is strictly for peasants!
{Rather Dashing frowns. Cut back to Archery.}
RATHER DASHING: He just goes around bullying things and doesn't even care!
{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}
GUARD KNIGHT: You don't smell like a peasant.
{Cut to the Kerrek, jumping around. Rather Dashing is next to him, battling him, kills him, and gets his belt. Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}
GUARD KNIGHT: You don't dress like a peasant...
{Cut to Rather Dashing battling the Jhonka. Rather Dashing puts on the peasant clothes.}
{Cut to Trogdor Cave Entrance}..
GUARD KNIGHT: And you certainly aren't ON FIRE {his helmet lid slams shut} like a peasant!
{Cut to the rocky top of Trogdor's Cave. An on-fire Rather Dashing is climbing it. As Rather Dashing maintains grip on top, Trogdor flies in.}
VOICE: A quest for adventure! A quest for avenge!
{Trogdor screams and breathes his horrible fire. The Three Guards, who suddenly appear, wave their hands. Cut to the very top of the cave. It's midnight.}
VOICE: A quest... for a peasant! Peasant's Quest!
{The Peasant's quest logo appear. Cut to film creation credits. Cut to the King's Castle.}}
KING OF PEASANTRY: And the Trogdor comes... in the night.
RATHER DASHING: Not tonight he doesn't... come... in the night... Trogdor.
{Cut to a 3D-Render of Trogdor. He breathes fire. Cut to the Peasant's Quest Logo.}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The heading "A Lem Sportsinterviews Joint" is a reference to Spike Lee's movies which are called "A Spike Lee Joint."
- The ending credits read:
Ending Credits
Videlectrix Films
in relative association with
Thorax Legitimate present
"Peasant's Quest: The Movie:
The Dashing Adventures of Rather Dashing
Or Trogdor's Big Movie"
Matt Chapman Z. Gillespie Lucky Yates
Matt Gribbon Jackie Chapman Rene Delefont
Jonathan Howe Ryan Sterritt Christian Danley
editor Ryan Sterritt cinematographer Ryan Sterritt/Mike Chapman
original score Mike Chapman/Jonathan Howe
pterydactyl wrangler Matt Chapman cartographer R. Craig Zobel
Directed by Lem Sportsinterviews
Inside References
- The movie is directed by Leomard Sportsinterviews, well known for his book This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd and Quite Possibly 3rd Base, among other things.
External Links
Temporary Mirrors
- Coral Cache
- EverybodyToTheLimit.com Mirror (Flash file only)
- JelloB.com Mirror
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