Different Town Visuals

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Below are the visuals that appear in different town

Transcript

Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll,—

{Cut to The Poopsmith shoveling whatsit.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} —the Poopsmith, he could talk—

THE POOPSMITH: {in a surprisingly deep voice} Hello!

{The screen slides to the left, where Marzipan is standing in front of a wall of amplifiers marked 'Marzipan'. She is dressed in heavy metal garb and is playing a guitar decorated with a skeleton pattern.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} And Marzipan would rock-

{Marzipan wails on her guitar. Cut to The Stick.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} And The Stick would be this big old tree that'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me—

{The Stick turns into a big tree with a scary mouth. A photo appears, showing the tree with Strong Bad and The Cheat hanging out with it. Strong Mad appears from behind the left border of the photo}

STRONG MAD: AND ME!

STRONG BAD: {speaking in the photo} We'll see.

{Strong Mad looks shocked. Cut to the field.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} And The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas...

{Pan down to reveal a large crate labeled "A MILLION PEAS" buried underground. A cut-out from the crate is taken away to reveal The King Of Town inside surrounded by peas.}

THE KING OF TOWN: I hate peas!

STRONG BAD: {appearing in the lower-right corner of the screen, wearing a miner's hard hat} I know!

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. The stand is surrounded by flamethrowers and has a sign that reads "Please, Take SEVERAL".}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Bubs would give away flame throwers {Bubs begins firing chocolate money from one of the flamethrowers} that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills...

BUBS: Imitation chocolate!

{Pan right to reveal Strong Sad.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} And my stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail...

{Strong Sad sprouts demon horns and a tail.}

STRONG SAD: {looks down and says sadly} I'm evil.

{Pan right to reveal the athletic field. Coach Z is standing there wearing an orange jacket.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket.

{Coach Z turns to reveal the back of his jacket. It reads "Totally Style" and has a picture of a thumbs-up.}

COACH Z: Check it out, yo!

{Pan right again. Homestar Runner is standing in the field.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} And Homestar just couldn't hack it.

{Homestar Runner rips the star off his shirt and throws it to the ground, angrily.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I quit! {starts stomping on the star}

{A collector's sports card floats onto the left side of the screen. It shows a picture of Pom Pom with a basketball.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all, 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball.

{Another card appears on the right, this time showing Pom Pom with his body changed to a red, white and blue ABA basketball. The screen goes black, then fades in to a close-up of Strong Bad's mouth.}

STRONG BAD: {softly} Two, three, four.

{Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad wearing a partially-open blue shirt and white pants.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} And this little weirdo...

{A spotlight turns on in the background, revealing Homsar.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} ...would be a modestly hot girl...

{Homsar silhouettes and morphs into a silhouette of a modestly hot girl.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} ...to help me through the hard times. You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys.

{Modestly Hot Homsar un-silhouettes. She is wearing Homsar's bowler derby and a blue one-piece swimsuit with the word 'homsar', and she has brown hair and pink lipstick. Cut to a closeup of Modestly Hot Homsar.}

MODESTLY HOT HOMSAR: {in Homsar's voice} DaAaAa, I'm forever your girl! {her hat falls off the back of her hair}