New Paper

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New Paper is the replacement for The Paper after its printer broke in the email the paper (just as foretold in the email montage). Unlike its predecessor, it comes from an inkjet printer capable of printing color. Strong Bad dislikes the new sound that it makes and insists that it impress him. New Paper's first attempt at doing so was to print out an ASCII picture of a butt made from hyphens and dollar signs, which was judged to be a partial success. According to Strong Bad, it's still on "trial status". Its printing sound effect, according to Strong Bad, is "Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk".

The new paper features a picture on either side of the text "Click here to email Strong Bad strongbad@homestarrunner.com". The pictures are the "@" key from a keyboard and Strong Bad's head in an envelope. Both pictures are in color.

Appearances

• Debut: Email the paper