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Dear Strong Bad,
I urgently had to use the restroom today
and when I got there, I found out that
there was no toilet paper. It was seriously
annoying. Have you ever been caught with
your pants down and no toilet paper in sight?

Crapfully yours,
Person with a Paper Problem

Well, Paper Problem Person, as much as I'd
love to make fun of your and your embarassing
issues, I've been there, and believe me, it's
no fun at all. I've since opted to always take
an extra roll of toilet paper with me at all
times in case of such a bathroom emergency.
It also comes in handy for vandalism emergencies, too.

Of course, if you've got nothing to wipe with, then I
recommend washing your hands twice after using the toilet.
Or use your sock. I mean, they're probably all worn out and
you were probably going to throw them away anyway.

Gone flushing,
Strong Bad.

[edit] Tumbleweeds

In places of desolation where few people tread, tumbleweeds rule the road.

[edit] Appearances

• Email animal — Before Strong Bad arrives to set up his new computer, the Lappy 486, a tumbleweed rolls in his empty office.
• Email road trip — As Strong Bad calls for help while trapped inside the Gremlin, a tumbleweed rolls past.
• Page Load Error — A tumbleweed rolls behind Strong Sad and the Deleteheads' campsite.
• @StrongBadActual Tweet 10 Feb 2020 — A tumbleweed rolls past an empty room containing a single box of Trogdor!! The Board Game.

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