User:CheetSpeek

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User: CheetSpeek

Contents 1 Introduction 2 Third-Person Biography 3 Complaint Department! 4 Current H*R Favorites 4.1 List of favorite emails 4.2 List of favorite big and holiday toons 4.3 List of favorite shorts 4.4 List of favorite characters 4.5 List of favorite quotes 5 Bonus Photos 6 Conclusion

Introduction

In a world full of chaos, uncertainty, and bad-tasting beef burritos, there came a man unlike any other seen before. A man of justice. A man of integrity. A man of really really bad dancing. This man...was CheetSpeek.

Third-Person Biography

CheetSpeek exists. Deal with it.

Complaint Department!

Now I'm sick of writing in third person and talking about myself.

Current H*R Favorites

(List as accurate as of 10-29-07)

List of favorite emails

1. alternate universe

2. isp

3. the movies

4. flashback

5. mini-golf

6. 4 branches

7. candy product

8. rock opera

9. retirement A (yeah, I know...the first part is the clear victor here, though.)

10. montage

List of favorite big and holiday toons

1. Bug In Mouth Disease

2. Date Nite

3. Jibblies 2

List of favorite shorts

1. Commandos in The Classroom

2. No Hands on Deck!

3. Drive-Thru

List of favorite characters

1. Strong Bad

2. Coach Z

3. Homestar Runner

4. The Cheat

5. Bubs

List of favorite quotes

1. "In a bulding..." -Voiceover, alternate universe

2. "You stay here and think of a better commando name! Whee!" -Gunhaver, Shopping for Danger

3. "Strong Bad! The good times are over! I swallowed your computer!" -Homestar Runner, Bug In Mouth Disease

4. "This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty! Dark and lovely! Bed, Bath and Be-yond!" -Homestar Runner, 4 branches

5. "Homestar, what are you doin'?! That thing is made out of flame pro-tardant Polymascotfoamalate!" -Coach Z, 4 branches

6. "And that's how I become a law!" -Homestar Runner, 4 branches

7. "Preeeow." -The Paper

8. "The Cheat! Easy on the liquefy button, man!" -Strong Bad, alternate universe

9. "Oh, very well. This one is called...The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw!" -Strong Bad, flashback

10. "The Cheat...is grounded! We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you can throw lightswitch raves! Now let's go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff..." -Strong Bad, techno

Bonus Photos

Represent!	No, I'm not in India.	MOMS ONLY!	I sure did.
20X?	Double pants.	LEEKO!!!	Eatin' Concrete.
Seriously.	Majorus.	This isn't over yet! Go back up! GO BACK UP!!!

Conclusion

Must I? Oh...very well.

The only thing to fear is fear itself...oh, and pianos falling from the sky. That's never a fun scenario.