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Can you hurry up? I really need the bathroom!
So, here I am. Me? I'm Shadoman. If you're on Wikipedia, yes, I am
the Shadoman. I joined here fairly recently; earlier, I was just lurking. I remember how I always heard about "Homestar Runner", but I was never really into it because it didn't help that my first main page was
the Zombie Homestar one. But then I came back (after a few years), watched "Play Date", and here I am. As for me, all I really do is go on the Internet, watch Homestar Runner cartoons, and play some video games (by the way, if you ever see Sonic, Marth, Ike or Toon Link on Wi-Fi in Brawl, that might be me!). Well, that's about it, other than the fact that I agree with Coach Zee; we Canadians don't say
the word 'eh' every two seconds.
Don't worry; that isn't
my butt that Coach Zee is thinking about... I hope.