Talk:Crimes Committed by Strong Bad
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You are encouraged to add crimes that I have likely missed to the list.
Idea!
Instead of listing crimes in order of appearance, why not group the crimes under specific headings instead? For example:
Attempted Murder
- Email homsar — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with a Heavy Lourde.
- Email cliffhangers — Strong Bad ties up the King of Town and Homsar, and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
Breaking and Entry
- Email caper — Strong Bad and The Cheat break into Homestar's house to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the cow lamp, thus waking up Homestar Runner and forcing them to leave.
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into Bubs' Concession Stand to steal Bubs' fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar Runner and Coach Z when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
- Email part-time job — Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house. It's not explained why, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
- DNA Evidence — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
Of course, some of these headings will have only one or two appearances beneath it, such as Rioting (disconnected) and Indentity Theft (credit card), but some will have plenty of material, such as Theft and Vandalism. By using this layout, this article would be greatly cleaned up and would become a high quality article. – The Chort 12:47, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
Idea!
Instead of listing crimes in order of appearance, why not group the crimes under specific headings instead? For example:
Attempted Murder
- Email homsar — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with a Heavy Lourde.
- Email cliffhangers — Strong Bad ties up the King of Town and Homsar, and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
Breaking and Entry
- Email caper — Strong Bad and The Cheat break into Homestar's house to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the cow lamp, thus waking up Homestar Runner and forcing them to leave.
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into Bubs' Concession Stand to steal Bubs' fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar Runner and Coach Z when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
- Email part-time job — Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house. It's not explained why, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
- DNA Evidence — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
Of course, some of these headings will have only one or two appearances beneath it, such as Rioting (disconnected) and Indentity Theft (credit card), but some will have plenty of material, such as Theft and Vandalism. By using this layout, this article would be greatly cleaned up and would become a high quality article. – The Chort 13:03, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
