User:Da Homsar Man

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I just joined for no reason, but I am beast!!!!!!

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This user lives in Illinois.

This user's favorite email is email thunder.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user's favorite Limozeen bandmate is Larry.

This user can make it on his/her own.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

The first toon this user ever saw was Bug In Mouth Disease.

Homsar's words of wisdom: "I'm saving the best for last."

The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom: "Welcome to Blubb-o's. Can I have your mother's shins please?"

Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "It won't be here forever. So come see me and this little dog for vera low prices!!"

This user wishes he could play the guitar.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user is on the mooooooon!

This user is gonna have a good time tonight.

This user is squirrel right-handed.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

This user also thinks Firebert is a good Commando name.

This user has a holy-crap-adorablepet!

This user does not play with 2 many knives.

This user has all types of crazy crap.

This user actually kinda likes that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is Hazardous to your Health.

This user just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his cell phone!

This user is awesome singing backwards metal.

This user likes cloth.

This user is less than B.

This user mourns the loss of the old paper

This user supports Pistols for Pandas.

This user was affected by the Dry Pencil Scare of '47.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

The Horrible Painting gives this user the Jibblies.

This user was burninated by trogdor.

This user can count to G!

That's nothing. This user can count to purple backwards!

There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree...

This user misses Original Bubs.

This user hates sloshy.