Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2

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Marzipan's Answering Machine #16

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Strong Sad house-sits.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, The King of Town, Bubs (Easter egg)

Places: Marzipan's House

Release Date: Monday, March 2, 2009

Running Time:

Page Title: Temporary Steward's Answering Machine

Contents 1 Transcript 1.1 Message 6 1.2 Message 5 1.3 Message 4 1.4 Message 3 1.5 Message 2 1.6 Message 1 2 Easter eggs 3 Fun Facts 3.1 Trivia 3.2 Inside References 4 External Links

Transcript

Message 6

STRONG BAD: Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for it. *write down a prank call* Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad... er, I'm gonna knee you... In the face... For breakfast? Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.

Message 5

STRONG BAD:

Message 4

HOMESTAR RUNNER:

Message 3

COACH Z: What a cruck! This isn't what I plunked 9 bucks and quarters into a broken payphone to hear! Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya! And also, ya think that 500 feet from Marzipan's house still counts if she's not in it? Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 457 range. Whoa, creeped myself there. Gonna hang up!

Message 2

THE KING OF TOWN:

• Munching* *Munching* *Munching* What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message. I was choking down chocolate dipped tapeworm. Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along juuust as planned. Hit a snag with step 2, though, the camel died and was decidedly undelicious. We'll move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach, provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the North West sky. King of town, out!

Message 1

MARZIPAN:

Easter eggs

• After listening to all the messages, click on the tape deck to hear Bubs.

BUBS: Marzipan, it's Bubs! You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady! And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day! Plus, what's wrong witcha voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe. And you're gonna be real "Poe" if you don't pay that late fee! Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!

Fun Facts

Trivia

• The answering machine is, for the first time, labeled "PhoneTime XL800", when it has been the PhoneTime XL8 since Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2. The only noticeable difference, besides the label, is the "Record" button.

Inside References

• Coach Z not being allowed within five hundred feet of Marzipan's house was previously mentioned in Baddest of the Bands.
• V.I. Warshawski is a series of detective novels about a female detective. A single movie based on the series was made in 1991 and released in DVD format in 2002, contrary to Bubs's claim about the movie being a "new release". This movie was previously mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2.

External Links

• watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"
• view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"
• forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"

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