Career Day
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Space Captainface visits L.U.R.N. for Career Day and shows the class an edumacational film.
Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Homsar, Strong Bad/Space Captainface, The Cheat/Strap Coopmore, Ted Averill
Places: The Classroom, Space
Date: Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Running Time: 4:25
Page Title: SBASAF Mind Control Films Presents
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Transcript
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Marzipan: Listen out, Life-Blossoms! Today, for Career Day, we have a very special visitor.
{Scene cuts to the 'Life Blossoms', Homestar, Strong Mad and Homsar}
Homestar: is it that social worker again?
Marzipan: No, no! That's Ozzy Metheor! The charges withheld! Anyway, please welcome the Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil's own, Space Captainface!
Strong Bad: {offscreen} Yeah! Great Zounds, kids! Your flumpy schoolmom, here, has asked me to talk to you today about-
Marzipan: I didn't ask you. I let you pay me to let you talk.
Strong Bad: Yeah, whatever. I'm here to talk to you today about an exciting career in... {dramatically, zooms out to reveal a floor-mounted fan} SPACE TRAVEL!
Strong Mad: BOOR-ING!
Homestar: Did you bring us any candy, police-file-man?
Homsar: You bring the gip, I'll bring the sideyard!
Strong Bad: And now, without further you talking, here are some moving images to distract you long enough for your teacher to take a nap, drink-break or smoke-break.
{Movie Projector begins rolling, close into film}
Announcer: SBASAF Propaganda presents- Indoctrination Films- Mind Control Films- Edumacational Films presents, What's your Captainface?
{taitle appears, cartoon of Strong Bad's head as Space Captainface flops onto it}
{TGS-esque drawing a a large headed child}
Announcer: Kids, have you ever wondered who that mysterious man whose picture you mother hides under her pillow is?
{child's face lights up}
Announcer: Ohhohoho, it's not your real father! It's Space Captainface! But what IS a Space Captainface? And what does it do, anyway?
Easter eggs
Fun Facts
Explanations
- Necrotizing fasciitis, incorrecty spelled Necrotizing Fascitis on the classrom chalkboard is a rare infection of the deeper layers of skin and subcutaneous tissues
- Flight engineer cadaveral is a play on Cape Canaveral which is home to the Cape Canaveral Air Force Station and the Kennedy Space Center where many spacecraft in the United States are launched.
Trivia
Inside References
- Marzipan's L.U.R.N. class first appeared in coloring.
- The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil first appeared in space program.
- Strong Bad's remark that the teacher can get a nap, drink, or smoke break echoes a line from Commandos in the Classroom, which encourages the teacher to take a nap or smoke during the video.
