Do-Nots

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Do-Nots (promoted with the "o" in "Nots" resembling a pink doughnut) was a doughnut store operated by Homestar Runner as seen in Donut Unto Others. Homestar started the store noting to Marzipan that it was his boyhood dream to "being [his] own boss at the donut factory!" His store consists of a small food booth made out of cardboard. Below the window there was a series of dotted lines in the shape of the rest of his body that was blocked by the cardboard in front of him, with his right foot up midway. Above him is the logo of "Do-Nots" logo, the name of the store written out with the "o" in "Nots" resembling a pink doughnut. What was inside the store besides Homestar appeared to be only a fat fryer.

He positioned his store 10 feet away from Bub's Concession Stand, to which Bubs responded to with anger. After hearing each of the store's constant offers and statements, The King of Town, after poofing in for the 3:09 p.m. doughnut rush, was about to say his preference. However, Strong Bad, the health inspector, was coming.

The store came to an end when Strong Bad promptly gave Homestar's store an "F" rating after requesting Homestar to cotton-swab his fat fryer. Along with the rating, he overturned the stand purposely, which caused Homestar's face to be burned from the fryer.

Appearances

Debut: Donut Unto Others