User:Open Source Greg

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This user can animate Flash.

TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old.

200X This user discovered the H*R website in 2005.

200X This user actually started enjoying the H*R website in 2007.

200X This user discovered the H*R Wiki in 2008.

This user lives in Free Country, USA.

This user enjoys doing Gnome work.

RV This user often finds and reverts vandalism.

RC This user patrols Recent Changes.

This user watches all toons on his iPod.

This user watches all toons on his DSi.

This user's favorite character is Homestar Runner.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

Homsar's words of wisdom: "Puff. Cough. Toff."

The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom: "Cave your brown."

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user is a member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.

PQ This user can't figure out how to play Peasant's Quest.

This user is being rewarded with an iron cup of Brunswick Stew for good contributions and help for this Wiki, and should be on his way to being a sysop.

This user plays SBCG4AP.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Homestar Ruiner.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Strong Badia the Free (counting Uber-Pope).

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Baddest of the Bands.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in 8-Bit Is Enough.

This user's favorite Chapman is Matt.

The first toon this user ever saw was 4 branches.

This user's favorite toon is Where U Goin' 2?.

This user has more than two prablems.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.

This user downloads a lot of fonts.

This user's life is a joke.

This user wants a Kick The Cheat.

This user owns a Star T-shirt.

This user owns a It's A Homestar Runner Original hoodie.

This user owns Cheat Commandos figurines.

TOO MANY This user has too many freakin' userboxes.

Contents 1 Most Everyone Wanna Know Who I Am 2 Quotes 2.1 Homestar Runner 2.2 Strong Bad 2.3 Strong Mad 2.4 The Cheat 2.5 Strong Sad 2.6 Marzipan 2.7 Pom Pom 2.8 Coach Z 2.9 Bubs 2.10 Senor Cardgage 2.11 Homsar 2.12 King Of Town 3 Characters 4 Other Stuff I Like 5 Things I Have Helped With

Most Everyone Wanna Know Who I Am

I'm Do-Nots. I got the idea for the name after watching the toon Donut Unto Others. My real name is Jack, and I live in Australia. My favourite things to do are watching Homestar Runner, downloading Homestar Runner with a flash saver, and converting Homestar Runner to iPod and DSi form with an SWF Converter. I also like swimming, reading and running.

Quotes

MAX 3 QUOTES EACH

Homestar Runner

• {sitting in cardboard box with "blue face man's store" written on it} Old Mista' Bubs will never know the difference!
• Pom Pom, you have been, and always will be, my dog. But, today, I gotta play the strategy card. I'm going with Pom Pom.
• I wonder how you spell tabasco... Tabascoooo...

Strong Bad

• Everybody, now bleed a beetle... Ew. No.
• No, I'm Carmen freakin' Mir-no, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'
• Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuump...

Strong Mad

• I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!
• MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!
• TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!

The Cheat

• Meh

Strong Sad

• Homestar, do you even have half a brain?
• {seemingly laughing} Somebody shoot me!
• I don't like food anymore!

Marzipan

• You took too long with the paint, so me and the Cheat and Strong Mad formed a band called Cool Tapes.
• {MARZIPAN & BUBS} 'Well, howdy, stranger!' 'Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?' 'Uh, I know. It's a joke' 'That's hilarious!'
• I won't let you die, Dangeresque.

Pom Pom

• {bubble}

Coach Z

• Mrs Marzipan Z...
• I don't know what kinda low-rent, three-bedroom, two-bath, section 8 sport you're playin' here, but I'm playing women's lacrosse.
• Joearghreagghb!!

Bubs

• {burning "exhibit A"} This is just fine!
• {MARZIPAN & BUBS} 'Well, howdy, stranger!' 'Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?' 'Uh, I know. It's a joke' 'That's hilarious!'

Senor Cardgage

• That's real beautiful, Brethany. Can I borroche it for the senior prom?

Homsar

• I'm the butter-silk fairy queen!
• {normal speech} Hello, Strong Bad. What's the haps?

King Of Town

• I'm in my sixties.
• My life is a joke
• Let the king have some. For reals this time!

Characters

This is a list of my favourite characters, in order of favourite to least favourite;

1. Homestar 2. The KOT 3. Bubs 4. Strong Bad 5. Senor Cardgage 6. The Poopsmith 7. Homsar 8. Coach Z 9. Marzipan 10. Strong Mad 11. Strong Sad 12. The Cheat 13. Pom Pom

Other Stuff I Like

• Legendary Frog [1]
• Making Fiends [2]

Things I Have Helped With

• I started the Characters' Injuries page