The Homestar Runner
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The Homestar Runner (a.k.a. "Kick the Can Homestar") is the 1936 equivalent of Homestar Runner. He is not a very good listener, and often responds to those who wish to converse with him with a flat, "What?" He is squatter and more cylindrical, and wears a propeller beanie instead of Homestar's cap. He wears dress shoes, and can be seen sometimes kicking around a can of water soup. He's been kicking it around ever since his dog was "worshed away" in the floods of '28. One time he defeated Stinkoman in combat by shooting a spitball into Stinko Man's eye when the latter was jumping into the air.
