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Cheat CommandOutakes

{Gunhaver is sitting in a lavish room with bookcases and a fireplace, perched in a cartoonier version of Le Restige. He is reading to himself from a book almost as large as he is, titled "Lines For This Week's Episodes", and mumbling indistinctly. After a few seconds, he looks up.}

GUNHAVER: Well, hi kids! It's me, Gunhaver, your very favourite character on Cheat Commandos, if my action figure line has anything to say about it! In order to not get stuck with a holiday special this year, we've decided to dig into our Cheat CommandVault and pull up some clips of things that didn't make it into some of our other cartoons! Which are all, um, from our holiday specials. {looks awkward} {after a few moments:} Roll the Cheat CommandClips!

SILENT RIP: I think you might be stretching it with inserting our name into things.

GUNHAVER: That's why they pay me the big bucks! {the Cheap As Free logo appears with a ding}

{cut to the opposite wall, where the projection screen is set up. Zoom in as it starts rolling the footage}

{from Let Us Give Tanks!}

GUNHAVER: I'll just be here in case Blue Laser tries to blow up over-the-river-and-through-the-woods... so that no one to grandmother's house... can go.

SILENT RIP: But sir, the horse knows the way to carry the sleigh, through the white and drifting snow.

GUNHAVER: But can that horse defend against Blue Laser's giant snow golems attacking from all sides? I don't think so!

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: {leaning in through a window} I already failed at a plan like that!

GUNHAVER: And you'll fail at it again!

{blip; next clip}

GUNHAVER: I'll just be here in case Blue Laser tries to blow up over-the-river-and-through-the-woods... so that no one to grandmother's house... can go.

SILENT RIP: But sir, the horse knows the way to carry the sleigh, through the white and drifting snow.

GUNHAVER: But what if that horse is suddenly starring in... "Pony Fights 4: Friendship is Tragic"? New on DVD!

SILENT RIP: I... don't think those things could happen at the same time.

GUNHAVER: I'm not prepared to take that risk, soldier!

{blip; film winds down. Cut back to Gunhaver, who has dropped his book some time during the showing}

GUNHAVER: Wait, that was it? Two clips? From the same episode? {looks around} This whole set was a huge waste of money.

SILENT RIP: I guess we don't have a lot of call for deleted footage.

GUNHAVER: We'll see about that!

{the whole cartoon winds down same as the film, and END. appears on a blank projector screen underneath}

Easter Eggs

• At the end, click on the period to see a short clip with Reynold.

  REYNOLD: {holding a curl of paper} This set dressing bill is pretendous!