sibbie
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| Strong Bad Email #76 |
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String Bed hates Sibbie.
Cast (in order of appearance): it's obvious
Places: what is a place?
Computer: Compy 386
Date: Sunday, November 11, 2012
Running Time: 2:19
Page Title: Sibbie Sucks
DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Two
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Email! Email! Email! Email! Email! Email!
{Cut to a black screen with text that reads, "5 Minutes Later..."}
{reading email}
Dear Strong Bad,
You suck! Your are the stupidest
guy ever, but how come you made a
song about fhqwhgads? Will you make
a song about me?
Sibbie.
{After Strong Bad said "fhqwhgads" with a warbled and distorted voice along with the screen shaking, he says:}
STRONG BAD: Whoa. Spelled fhqwhgads right.
{He continues reading, his voice getting progressively more incredulous as he does, as apparently he's shocked by the question. He also reads the name as "Sibbie?!" After he finishes, he says...}
STRONG BAD: Ugh... {typing} You people and your demands. Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every fuckin' whim, alright? Make a song about me. Send Trogdor over to my house. Put on a jock-strap and dance around! Well, I've had it!
{A beat starts playing in the background, and Strong Bad types and reads along with it}
STRONG BAD: And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about— {stops singing, but continues typing} HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from?
{Zoom out a bit. Strong Bad turns to the side and sees The Cheat bobbing around as he plays a keyboard.}
STRONG BAD: Get out of here!
{The Cheat mutters something, picks up the keyboard, and walks behind Strong Bad's computer.}
STRONG BAD: Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt. My focus is all... SUS. Guess it's time for a break.
{Strong Bad exits stage left. The Cheat peeks up from behind the computer with a smirk on his face while holding a pistol. Camera zooms in on The Cheat and dramatic music plays. Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad enters stage right. The TV emits Sesame Street.}
STRONG BAD: And... whoop! {He leaps over the back of the couch, sitting down to watch TV with 4 flower vases on the coffee table in front of him.}
TV VOICE (The Count): One. One flower.
{Cut to TV screen. It shows The Count counting flower vases.}
THE COUNT: Two. Two flowers.
{Cut back to Strong Bad trying to count the flower vases, and he is doing terribly at it.}
TV VOICE (The Count): Three! Three flowers!
{Strong Sad enters stage left, listening to an iPod.}
STRONG SAD: ...never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.
STRONG BAD: {in Francis' voice from Left 4 Dead} I ain't gonna let these goddamn vampires beat me.
STRONG SAD: {walks toward stage right} And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...
{Strong Bad gets up and walks out stage left}
{Cut to Strong Bad punching The Count accompanied with a number counter on the upper left corner of the screen indicating how many times he punched}
STRONG BAD: {in Francis' voice} Damn straight!! {laughs}
{Cut to Homestar watching TV}
HOMESTAR: Uhhh....what's going on?
{A roaring noise is heard from the TV screen}
{Cut to Strong Bad on the TV screen holding two middle fingers and making the T-Rex noise from Jurassic Park with the number 2 on the upper left corner of the screen; after 2 seconds, the TV cuts to static and shows the TV color bar}
{Cut to The Field. Homestar Runner is standing next to a radio, occasionally bobbing left and right to the music.}
STRONG BAD: {with a demonic overtone} I FUCKIN' HATE SIBBIE!!!
THE ANNOUNCER: And debuting at number 1, it's Strong Bad with "I Fuckin' Hate Sibbie!"
STRONG BAD: {singing on the radio} I fuckin' hate Sibbie...
{Strong Bad screams. As he screams, he grabs the radio and piledrives it, causing the radio to explode}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that fucking toaster.
{The Paper comes down reading "Copyright 2012 Viacom"}
{Cut to an image of Heffer from Rocko's Modern Life making a silly face from the episode "Put to Pasture"}
References
- The roar Strong Bad makes as he is flipping off from the TV is from Jurassic Park.
- The entire segment where Strong Bad is trying to count the vases and eventually beats up The Count on Sesame Street is a reference to GMod Idiot Box 5.
