Apothecary

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"I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica."

An apothecary is a type of medical professional, a historical predecessor to the modern-day pharmacist. Members of the Homestar Runner body of work have referenced this job, despite no actual sightings of apothecaries or their works.

Appearances

• Email 2 emails — An Easter egg brings up Old-Timey Strong Bad, who claims that he's "no apothecary" while advertising "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders."
• Mr. Shmallow — The toon page summary reads "He's no apothecary."
• Email theme song — CGNU's diplomas include "marriage apothecary," which Senor Cardgage believes will allow him to legally prescribe marriages in Kansattica.
• No Hands On Deck! — Bubs' Concession Stand is described as an apothecary.