Different Town Character Variations

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Strong Bad's song from different town about changing Free Country, USA created eight character variations.

Image	Variation	Description
	Talking The Poopsmith	"The Poopsmith, he could talk." In reality, it is implied that he breaks his vow of silence two years later in senior prom.
	Rocker Marzipan	"And Marzipan could rock." She later founds a rock band, Cool Tapes, and performs a rock solo in the short One Two, One Two.
	Big Ol' Tree	"And The Stick would be a Big Old Tree that would try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me."
	Evil Strong Sad	"Stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail." Strong Sad wears fake horns and a fake tail at the end of the email.
	Jacketed Coach Z	"Coach Z would wear this cool jacket."
	Starless Homestar Runner	"And Homestar just wouldn't hack it." This email was the first toon since Marshmallow's Last Stand in which Homestar's star was removed.
	ABA Basketball Pom Pom	"And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all except he'd look like an ABA Basketball." Another Pom that resembled a basketball was seen in Pom Pom, Too.
	Modestly Hot Homsar	"And this little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times..." According to Matt Chapman in the Giant Magazine Interview, Modestly Hot Homsar's shape was based on a past Miss California whom he "traced fairly closely."