Homestarmy
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The Homestarmy is a fighting force led by Colonel Homestar Runner (pronounced "col-o-nel" by Homestar). Homestar claims that membership is limited to the few who has the guts, the determination, and the five bucks to join, but in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of Free Country, USA's more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of Strong Bad. Regardless, Homestar is very confident in this meager army and has been known to try to get the said $5 from his soldiers often.
In their first and greatest known campaign, they tried to invade Strong Badia, resulting in the fiasco known as The Battle of Strong Badia. The only casualty was Third-Style Private Bennedetto, a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad.
With Frank Bennedetto fully healed, the Homestarmy returned to their duties of ensuring that no one worked on Labor Day.
It appears that orange Tupperware bowls are the Homestarmy uniform: all members except Frank Bennedetto wear one as a helmet. Other than the Painting of a guy with a big knife and Homestar's wooden spoon, they carry no weapons though Homestar claims that any who oppose them will feel their "fluoride sting". The current status of the Homestarmy is largely unknown.
Members
- Homestar Runner - Colonel (Leader)
- Frank Bennedetto - Third-Style Private
- Homsar - Rank Unknown
- Painting of a guy with a big knife - Rank Unknown
- Strong Sad - Rank Unknown
Appearances
- Debut: Email army
- Labor Dabor
- Wallpaper: armywallpaper3.jpg
