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<line start="75" end="110" speaker="strongbad">It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here!</line>
<line start="111" end="135" speaker="strongsad">It’s here! It’s here!</line>
<line start="136" end="155" speaker="strongsad">It’s final-li-ly here!</line>
<line start="156" end="185" speaker="strongsad">There’s no more time for expecta-</line>
<line start="186" end="189" speaker="strongbad">Shut up!</line>
<line start="190" end="235" speaker="strongsad">That was the happiest I’ve ever been.</line>
<line start="250" end="276" speaker="strongbad">I’ve been waitin’ all dang year for this!</line>
<line start="277" end="319" speaker="strongbad">The 2009 Compy New Products Catalog!</line>
<line start="320" end="410" speaker="strongbad">A new Compy catalog is like Decemberween morning, my birthday, a candy store, and Strong Sad’s funeral,</line>
<line start="411" end="446" speaker="strongbad">all wrapped up in one piece of junk mail!</line>
<line start="447" end="492" speaker="strongbad">Now I can find a suitable replacement for the Lappy!</line>
<line start="493" end="540" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, now look at this line of brightly colored Lappies!</line>
<line start="541" end="560" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Neon Tan,</line>
<line start="561" end="574" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Gray Passion,</line>
<line start="575" end="591" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Rodeo Beige,</line>
<line start="592" end="608" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Italian Same,</line>
<line start="609" end="627" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover”">Glittery Taupe,</line>
<line start="628" end="676" speaker="strongbad">These seem more like those stylish ladies and those rat-dogs they-</line>
<line start="677" end="714" speaker="strongbad">Did they just try to tell me that "same” is a color?</line>
<line start="715" end="761" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Our most family-friendly Compy ever!</line>
<line start="762" end="808" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Roomy-Vac is a computer for the whole household!</line>
<line start="809" end="838" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa! Comes with built-in printer,</line>
<line start="839" end="854" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Eight-inch monitor,</line>
<line start="855" end="877" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">three bedroom, two-and-a-half bath,</line>
<line start="878" end="900" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and front door, for easy access!</line>
<line start="901" end="947" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE</line>
<line start="948" end="963" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">get it?</line>
<line start="964" end="1012" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, you don’t? </line>
<line start="1013" end="1020" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"> Well, because it’s the size of a-</line>
<line start="1021" end="1039" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, you were kidding?</line>
<line start="1040" end="1053" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You do get it?</line>
<line start="1054" end="1079" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Pretty good, huh? No?</line>
<line start="1080" end="1119" speaker="strongbad">Why would they print that whole exchange?</line>
<line start="1120" end="1150" speaker="strongbad">Anyway, what else they got?</line>
<line start="1151" end="1183" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Do you have problems opening up digital pictures of your grandkids?</line>
<line start="1184" end="1222" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or taking four consecutive steps?</line>
<line start="1223" end="1252" speaker="strongbad">Then have we got a Compy for you!</line>
<line start="1253" end="1311" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Grampy Aught Six uses easy-to-read 400 point type,</line>
<line start="1312" end="1367" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">turning even the simplest e-mail into an unforgettable, all-day affair.</line>
<line start="1368" end="1413" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And now, you’ll never lose track of our new, meatloaf sized cursor!</line>
<line start="1414" end="1438" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It’s shaped like meatloaf, too!</line>
<line start="1439" end="1475" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Optional mouse, or actual mouse</line>
<line start="1476" end="1516" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">that will pre-chew your food for you, sold separately.</line>
<line start="1517" end="1577" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Grampy Aught Six-Because Piccadilly is not open twenty-four hours.</line>
<line start="1578" end="1634" speaker="strongbad">Oh, my goodness graphics!</line>
<line start="1635" end="1662" speaker="strongbad">I likes the looks of this!</line>
<line start="1663" end="1739" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Compé, Because Flat Panel Graphics sophistication DEMANDS made-up words!</line>
<line start="1740" end="1776" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Compy Compé delivers European-sounding flair</line>
<line start="1777" end="1814" speaker="strongbad">With Southeast Asian-sounding Prices.</line>
<line start="1815" end="1856" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">My two most favorites! SOLD!</line>
<line start="1857" end="1896" speaker="strongbad">I’m gonna put my 80,000 pennies in the mail, right now!</line>
<line start="1940" end="1993" speaker="strongbad">All right, Compé, that accent mark better not let me down!</line>
<line start="1998" end="2070" speaker="strongbad">So slick, so-phisticated, so Compé!</line>
<line start="2080" end="2135" speaker="strongbad">WHAT THE-{fumes unintelligibly}</line>
<line start="2136" end="2179" speaker="strongbad">Oh-ho-ho-ho! A wise guy, eh?</line>
<line start="2180" end="2233" speaker="strongbad">I think you and me are gonna get along JUST fine, Compé!</line>
<line start="2234" end="2281" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">It’s here! It’s here! It’s final-li-ly here!</line>
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