Theme Song Video Visuals

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Below is a chart showing the visuals that occur during the music video Theme Song Video.

Lyrics	Visuals
(music) Home star run go!	Cut to outer space, with The Moon, a planet and Earth. Homestar Runner is running around Earth. The only land on Earth are the poles and outline of United States. Earth turns into a blue ball with a star on it and a red stripe.
Homestar run, run	Strong Bad throws the ball to Homestar, who kicks it back, hitting Strong Bad and escapes. Cut to Homestar Runner, who is skating in a wintry environment, in a blue costume with a white star.
Homestar run, run	Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are playing with remote-control cars. Strong Bad's car flies off the track and explodes. Strong Bad gets mad and drops his controller.
Homestar Runner, really great Homestar Runner, ath-a-lete	Pom-Pom is seen in what seems to be a dojo. He's wearing a white-and-red bandana and a black belt. He performs some martial arts moves.
Homestar Runner, Pom Pom too	Homestar gives Marzipan a cake. The cake gets broken, making Marzipan angry.
Homestar Runner, we love you!	Homestar, wearing a swimsuit, dives into a swimming pool.
Homestar run, run	Homestar drives a wooden car on a road. Cut to Bubs, dancing at Skatetown USA with Coach Z and Marzipan watching.
Homestar run, run	Cut to King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith gives him a plate with Whatsit on it, making KOT sick and his face turn green.
Homestar Runner, do your best, Homestar Runner, pass the test	Cut to Strong Sad, who is tied to a spinning wheel. Strong Bad is standing there, holding the Big Knife. He throws the knife at Strong Sad.
Homestar Runner, Mom and Dad	Strong Mad and Strong Bad are standing in The Field. Strong Mad is spilling gasoline on the ground.
Look out, Homestar! It's Strong Bad!	The Cheat lights the gasoline with a match. We can see that the gasoline forms words "HOMESTAR STINKS". The words burn, scorching Strong Bad and Strong Mad as well.
Homestar run, run.	Pom-Pom and Homestar are sitting in a room, drinking Cold Ones.
Homestar run, run. Homestar run, weekdays!	A H*R logo is seen in the distance, being dragged on a rubber. It shoots towards the audience. "Play Again" and "Back" buttons appear; the song is still heard in the background.