User talk:The Chort

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SB Email 51

In your introduction, you said you were watching "SBEmail #51, dragon!" Dragon is really email # 58. Is this correct? —BazookaJoe 11:09, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Hey, you're right! I'll just go fix it... — The Chort 11:11, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Not Ken

From the old FAQ:

Q: That drawing of Homestar in the fan section is NOT Michael Jackson like you said. Did you know that? Same with that one you said is Ken from Street Fighter. You guys are wrong!! (shortened to "Mistakes on fan art drawings?" in the FAQ body) A: We know. We've seen the movie and the cartoon. It's a joke. Now leave us alone.

It was a joke. --Jay (Talk) 16:36, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Well, how has I to know that?! I never read the obsolete Email FAQ. I don't even know what the heck Street Fighter/Dragon Ball Z is! That's it, I'm going to sulk. {sulks} - The Chort 10:52, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Signature

Your new sig looks great, but you may want to consider having it link to your userpage instead of just being text. If you need help, feel free to ask. Username-talk 17:50, 11 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Whoops! My bad! Hang on a minute....fixed it! – The Chort 17:54, 11 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Super! Username-talk 17:55, 11 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Interwiki links

Hey The Chort. You have a popular name! At least, different versions of it seem to be. By the way, you can use an interwiki link to link to the Fanstuff, like this: [[HRFWiki:pagename]]. So, if you wanted, your sentence on your page could be: For the "The Chort" who uses the Fanstuff Wiki (not the same person as me), click here. — It's dot com 17:21, 21 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Thanks, It's dot com! You rock! – The Chort 17:51, 21 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Tae Kwon Do

Wow... your a white belt in Tae Kwon Do, that's cool since I'm a black belt. --Danny 23:43, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Yeah, pity white is the lowest belt you can have! – The Chort 16:59, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Birthday Deuce!

Combolations on your hundredth birfday! Username-talk 18:19, 12 October 2005 (UTC)
You look lively! Happy Birthday! — Elcool ^(talk)_(contribs) 18:51, 12 October 2005 (UTC)

Aw, thanks, guys! – The Chort 15:55, 13 October 2005 (UTC)

Great jorb!

Nice work on taking down that troll earlier! — User:ACupOfCoffee@ 20:18, 15 October 2005 (UTC)

It's all in a day's work! – The Chort 12:03, 16 October 2005 (UTC)

Image Maintenance

You have a good eye for noticing subtile differences. Thank you for pointing out all those old and duplicate images scattered throughout the wiki's image gallery. Your efforts help the sysops enforce the image use policy and we all appreciate your efforts. —THE PAPER ^PREEEOW 18:46, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

No probalo! – The Chort 18:47, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

Let's only mark for deletion any image that is violating the image policy above (wrong format, poor quality, etc.) or is an exact or near exact duplicate of another image. The two images you marked for deletion recently were different enough from other images that I coudn't really consider them duplicates. All these images are a big job, though, and I applaud you again for being willing to tackle them. Rock, rock on. — It's dot com 16:51, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

I only tried to delete them because they weren't being used and I thought that they were no longer needed. Meh, maybe someone could add one of them to their user page. – The Chort 17:01, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

For the time being, please take "unused on the wiki" out of your list of reasons to mark an image for deletion. It's okay for them to just sit on the server. :) — It's dot com 20:33, 26 December 2005 (UTC)

Oh, ok. I just thought that if too many unused images were left on the server, the server would run out of space! :) – The Chort 15:35, 27 December 2005 (UTC)

Nah. When we upgraded to the new server, we got gobs o' space. w00t! — It's dot com 15:37, 27 December 2005 (UTC)

Oh, that's ok, then. – The Chort 15:56, 27 December 2005 (UTC)

Linking

Hey The Chort. I've noticed that a lot if not all of your links on talk pages are external links, like this, instead of internal links, like this. Instead of [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Help:Link Help:Link], you can (and should) just type [[Help:Link]]. Hope that helps. :) — It's dot com 21:42, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

Oh, right. Okay, then. – The Chort 13:38, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

YO YO YO

YO it's NOT BILLY BOB BOB here to ask you. Have you ever not gotton your SBemail answerd well then send it to me and i'll answer it close to how good ol' SB and mabey i'll includ some crappy microsoft paint drawings...MABEY! But just put your SBemail in my talk pannal. With your name of corse! BYE -NOT Billy Bob Bob

Err...look, NOT BILLY BOB BOB....can I just call you NBBB?....Look NBBB, I don't mean to offend you but ARE YOU COMPLETELY NUTS?! Wait, don't answer that question. I mean, why would I want to send Strong Bad an email when he pretty much answerd all my questions in sb email 22? And even if I did want my email answerd, why would I even think about sending it to some nutter who can't spell correctly and greets people with "YO YO YO"? I thought that fad died out last decade. Also, I belive Fan Fictions are inferior to the genuine product, which is why I rarely visit to the Fanstuff Wiki. Now quit sending me spam or I'll sue. – The Chort 13:54, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

Oh-STUFF'd Hundred Hours

Hey The Chort. Just curious, but why did you STUFF that fact? It seems like a pretty straightforward explanation to me. — It's dot com 21:20, 3 November 2005 (UTC)

The Chort, when stuffing a fact, you should probably put down an argument for or against so Savings is my left name, Ms. America! — Senor Cardgauge, Senor Mortgage

No, it can't be heaven. There's not enough twinkies. — Strong Bad, Where the Crap are We?

I cut the crust off in the morning light... — Homestar, origins we know why it's being stuffed. Homestar Coder 22:46, 3 November 2005 (UTC)

Sorry for any inconvenience I caused. I just thought the fact was fairly obvious and didn't need mentioning. Like that fact about R&R. And you must know that I had STUFFED the fact just before I had to go to bed so I didn't have time to explain why I STUFFED it. Augh...I knew I was going to regret this idea for the rest of my life...crap – The Chort 16:47, 4 November 2005 (UTC)

Meh, I'm sure you'll get over it. Everybody makes mistakes at some point. Just be sure to include an argument in the future, and everything will be fine. Since it's being overehelmingly and unanimously accepted, I'm gonna go ahead and close the item now. — It's dot com 16:50, 4 November 2005 (UTC)

Well, if it's okay with you, I'm gonna stick to voting on STUFF instead of STUFFING the items themselves. It was the first time I ever tried it and I don't know what I was thinking at the time. I only did it because I wanted to be the guy too. But I'm just a kid. Maybe when I'm older... – The Chort 11:20, 5 November 2005 (UTC)

Don't bite

Please don't bite the anonnies. A simple "reverted" is all that's necessary, especially when someone might have a good reason (at least to him or her) why an edit would be appropriate. Thanks. — It's dot com 19:33, 9 November 2005 (UTC)

Sorry. I've had a rough day. – The Chort 19:51, 9 November 2005 (UTC)

No probalo. Hope your day gets better. :) — It's dot com

It will. I'm going to have a bath and then go to bed! – The Chort 19:53, 9 November 2005 (UTC)

Other

Thanks for the Homsar self desctriptions! I appreciate it.--Homsarroks 18:28, 12 November 2005 (UTC)

You're welcome! – The Chort 18:31, 12 November 2005 (UTC)

Favorites list

I love your favorites list.. it's so clean and pretty! --AndrewNeo 00:09, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

Thank you! I wanted to keep my user page short and neat, so I used a table. And if you think that's organized, you should see my maths exercise books! – The Chort 16:56, 22 November 2005 (UTC)

Message

Thanks for retitling the page I made. I was kind of embarassed by the error. Homsarroks 19:58, 23 November 2005 (UTC)

That's OK. It was the first time (and possibly only) in my life I could legally move a page! – The Chort 20:00, 23 November 2005 (UTC)

The English!?

Original telegram:

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! STOP

I am from England. STOP

What are your thoughts on the English? STOP

Many thanks, STOP

– The Chort STOP

What do I think about the English, huh? OH! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE ENGLISH!!!... I think their muffins are exemplatory!

Dapperly yours,

Sir Strong Bad

Exemwhatnow? – The Chort 17:26, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

(ex.em.pla.ry: adj. worthy of imitation; commendable; serving as a model.)

Twelve days

I just thought I'd let you know that I'm really enjoying your twelve days of Decemberween. Nevermind the bullocks, Heimstern Läufer 16:55, 5 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks! I decided to do this for 3 reasons:

1. It was shorter than doing an 24 day advent calender.
2. It's a great way to getting people to visit regularly.
3. It's the perfect excuse for filling up my user page with images.

– The Chorte 17:52, 5 December 2005 (UTC)

I'm enjoying it so far. Keep it up!

I R F 12:59, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

Whats going to happen on the 13th day of decemberween? — _talk Bubsty _edits 07:21, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

I'll probably stop on the 13th. The original song only went up to 12 days. Don't blame me, blame the carol singers! – The Chort 13:51, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

NEXT EPISODE CAROL SINGERS, NEXT EPISODE!!!!!!!!!! — _talk Bubsty _edits 20:25, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

Man, that is one sweet new Christmas carol. I just sang through the whole thing. I'll have to see if I can get the whole family to go through it next time.

Oh, and I'm just wondering if maybe you want the ninth day to read "nine butts a-dancing" instead of just "nine butts dancing"...? It just seems more rhythmic (and funnier) that way. Heimstern Läufer 17:24, 20 December 2005 (UTC)

Sure, why not? – The Chort 12:50, 21 December 2005 (UTC)

I think Butts a-grabbing is funnier, but the song is over now. Oh, well. — Elcool ^(talk)_(contribs) 17:41, 27 December 2005 (UTC)

Bravo! I thuroughly enjoyed it. It's an idea the is sure to be plagerized for years to come! I R F 17:29, 27 December 2005 (UTC)

To answer your question

I believe that it is true that the DVD came out before the CD, however, the bonus extra was made before a final cover was picked.. I was wrong. The DVD came out about a week before the CD. Rogue Leader / (my talk) 18:11, 29 December 2005 (UTC)

Rogue, you were wrong about your wrongness. Did you take a look at the year of the dates? — Elcool ^(talk)_(contribs) 18:16, 29 December 2005 (UTC)

Song

Good song! No, I really don't think Simon Cowell would tear you apart. Bluebry muffin 20:32, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

Thank you! It was actually just a version of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" I thought up on the spot. – The Chort 20:34, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

Yeh, I noticed that. BTW, can YOU find all of the eggs? Bluebry muffin 22:11, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

Probably not. I'm too busy working the wiki and playing MMORPGs. – The Chort 22:18, 21 January 2006 (UTC)

cool people

It would be awsome if you put a cool people list on your page. TheThingé 22:05, 21 January 2006 (UTC)

Maybe I'll think about it {yawns} tomorrow. I'm tired. Zzzzzz... – The Chort 22:15, 21 January 2006 (UTC)

Hey.

I've been checking back regularly ever since your "12 Days of Decemberween" song. Now I'm a user and I'd like to say hello! --Nintendostar_Runner