User:Bluebry
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So, I'm Bluebry. I'm mostly over at Fanstuff, but I'm here sometimes.
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[edit] Current thoughts
Just the things I think of. I'll try to keep it updated.
CURRENT CURRENT THOUGHTS:

This is a list of every Strong Bad Email in order of length. Also included is information on the longest and shortest emails from each computer era. Note that Easter eggs (or YouTube versions) can dramatically change the length of an email; as such, emails with Easter eggs are measured twice.
[edit] List
In the list below, if the name of an email is bolded, that means it is, or was at one time, the longest email.
Rank | Length | Including Easter Eggs | |
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# | 17:53 | 10:00 (YouTube) 8:43 (Flash) | parenting (current longest email, since April 1, 2022) | 209.
# | 26:53 | 7:21 | retirement (longest email for 15.5 years) | 159.
# | 35:52 | 6:48 | alternate universe (longest email for six months) | 150.
# | 45:37 | 5:37 | the next april fools thing | 208.
# | 5 4:38 (YouTube) | 5:20 (Flash)5:48 | independent | 203.
# | 65:12 | 5:18 | sbemail 206 | 206.
# | 75:10 | 5:59 | email thunder | 200.
# | 85:04 | 5:24 | hremail 3184 | 201.
# | 95:01 | 6:05 | flashback (longest email for two years) | 100.
# | 104:59 | 4:59 | bottom 10 | 133.
# | 114:55 | 5:16 | 4 branches | 161.
# | 124:54 | 4:54 | dangeresque 3 | 106.
# | 134:41 | 5:13 | too cool | 207.
# | 144:40 | 4:57 | yes, wrestling | 183.
# | 154:40 | 4:43 | boring (really) | 131.
# | 164:34 | 4:57 | secret recipes | 124.
# | 174:32 | 5:01 | fan club | 188.
# | 184:27 | 4:48 | mini-golf | 174.
# | 194:26 | 5:07 | concert | 175.
# | 204:26 | 4:38 | love poems | 195.
# | 214:24 | 4:29 | do over | 130.
# | 224:22 | 4:33 | lady...ing | 135.
# | 234:19 | 4:49 | nightlife | 185.
# | 244:19 | 4:27 | licensed | 190.
# | 254:18 | 4:26 | looking old | 164.
# | 264:18 | 4:33 | road trip | 156.
# | 274:17 | 4:46 | vacation (longest email for almost two years) | 40.
# | 284:16 | 4:43 | senior prom | 151.
# | 294:14 | 4:14 | theme park | 104.
# | 304:11 | 4:45 | slumber party | 180.
# | 314:10 | 4:46 | army | 93.
# | 324:10 | 4:30 | unnatural | 166.
# | 334:09 | 4:33 | pizza joint | 179.
# | 344:08 | 4:13 | imaginary | 202.
# | 354:08 | 4:19 | best thing | 126.
# | 364:07 | 4:27 | winter pool | 187.
# | 374:07 | 4:07 | shapeshifter | 192.
# | 384:06 | 4:25 | business trip | 182.
# | 394:06 | 4:28 | hygiene | 176.
# | 404:05 | 4:16 | virus | 118.
# | 414:02 | 4:27 | animal | 119.
# | 424:02 | 4:31 | radio | 120.
# | 434:00 | 4:18 | your edge | 197.
# | 443:58 | 4:07 | the chair | 162.
# | 453:56 | 3:56 | coloring | 160.
# | 463:56 | 3:56 | theme song | 155.
# | 473:56 | 4:11 | your funeral | 168.
# | 483:56 | 4:13 | bike thief | 178.
# | 493:55 | 4:22 | buried | 191.
# | 503:52 | 4:15 | magic trick | 198.
# | 513:51 | 3:51 | record book | 134.
# | 523:51 | 4:11 | the movies | 167.
# | 533:48 | 4:13 | death metal | 141.
# | 543:48 | 4:16 | dictionary | 204.
# | 553:48 | 3:54 | hiding | 196.
# | 563:47 | 4:27 | technology | 143.
# | 573:46 | 3:54 | redesign | 153.
# | 583:44 | 4:28 | space program | 138.
# | 593:44 | 3:51 | rampage | 128.
# | 603:44 | 3:57 | secret identity | 142.
# | 613:43 | 4:19 | diorama | 184.
# | 623:43 | 4:06 | lunch special | 102.
# | 633:43 | 3:56 | dreamail | 122.
# | 643:43 | 4:14 | pet show | 189.
# | 653:41 | 3:53 | more armies | 172.
# | 663:40 | 3:50 | environment | 186.
# | 673:39 | 3:39 | DVD bonus: Real-Live E-Mails |
# | 683:39 | 3:39 | DVD #6: Comic Book Movie |
# | 693:39 | 3:39 | strong badathlon | 165.
# | 703:38 | 4:08 | geddup noise | 136.
# | 713:37 | 4:06 | portrait | 139.
# | 723:34 | 3:45 | web comics | 181.
# | 733:34 | 3:34 | from work | 169.
# | 743:34 | 3:39 | bedtime story | 137.
# | 753:33 | 3:52 | rough copy | 170.
# | 763:33 | 3:43 | keep cool | 154.
# | 773:30 | 3:30 | lady fan | 147.
# | 783:30 | 3:58 | original | 177.
# | 793:30 | 3:49 | videography | 205.
# | 803:29 | 3:38 | what i want | 163.
# | 813:28 | 3:50 | garage sale | 129.
# | 823:26 | 3:56 | crying | 109.
# | 833:26 | 3:42 | being mean | 199.
# | 843:26 | 3:26 | trading cards | 157.
# | 853:25 | 3:44 | rated | 193.
# | 863:24 | 3:34 | for kids | 110.
# | 873:23 | 3:31 | isp | 152.
# | 883:23 | 3:44 | extra plug | 116.
# | 893:23 | 3:32 | rock opera | 125.
# | 903:22 | 4:22 | time capsule | 115.
# | 913:22 | 3:33 | replacement | 105.
# | 923:22 | 4:04 | cliffhangers | 158.
# | 933:20 | 3:26 | dragon | 58.
# | 943:20 | 3:45 | origins | 123.
# | 953:20 | 3:33 | the process | 79.
# | 963:19 | 3:45 | pizzaz | 113.
# | 973:18 | 4:06 | part-time job | 121.
# | 983:17 | 3:23 | suntan | 77.
# | 993:15 | 3:42 | montage | 117.
# | 1003:13 | 3:21 | impression | 82.
# | 1013:12 | 3:21 | pop-up | 146.
# | 1023:12 | 3:28 | other days | 111.
# | 1033:11 | 3:39 | underlings | 171.
# | 1043:11 | 3:11 | disconnected | 148.
# | 1053:10 | 3:10 | modeling | 132.
# | 1063:10 | 3:44 | date | 81.
# | 1073:08 | 3:32 | the paper | 173.
# | 1083:08 | 3:08 | specially marked | 194.
# | 1093:05 | 4:24 | local news | 89.
# | 1103:05 | 3:18 | long pants | 127.
# | 1113:04 | 3:24 | video games | 94.
# | 1123:03 | 3:03 | DVD #5: Accent |
# | 1133:02 | 3:12 | high school | 140.
# | 1143:01 | 3:22 | couch patch | 88.
# | 1153:01 | 3:20 | narrator | 144.
# | 1163:01 | 3:11 | candy product | 149.
# | 1172:59 | 3:42 | haircut | 103.
# | 1182:57 | 3:27 | kind of cool | 92.
# | 1192:55 | 3:17 | myths & legends | 145.
# | 1202:54 | 3:27 | car | 101.
# | 1212:54 | 2:54 | different town | 99.
# | 1222:53 | 3:07 | the facts | 114.
# | 1232:51 | 2:51 | big white face | 70.
# | 1242:49 | 3:04 | caper | 68.
# | 1252:47 | 2:47 | lackey | 96.
# | 1262:46 | 3:37 | labor day | 83.
# | 1272:45 | 3:29 | 50 emails | 50.
# | 1282:43 | 2:55 | autobiography | 67.
# | 1292:41 | 2:53 | caffeine | 91.
# | 1302:39 | 2:43 | crazy cartoon | 72.
# | 1312:39 | 2:39 | stupid stuff | 98.
# | 1322:37 | 3:07 | the bet | 95.
# | 1332:35 | 2:35 | huttah! | 60.
# | 1342:34 | 2:44 | the show | 66.
# | 1352:33 | 3:03 | old comics | 112.
# | 1362:33 | 2:33 | cheatday | 107.
# | 1372:32 | 2:49 | DVD #4: Family Resemblence |
# | 1382:27 | 2:36 | mile | 87.
# | 1392:26 | 3:12 | 2 emails | 71.
# | 1402:25 | 3:04 | pom pom | 108.
# | 1412:23 | 2:48 | 2 years | 85.
# | 1422:23 | 2:30 | privileges | 74.
# | 1432:21 | 3:05 | personal favorites | 69.
# | 1442:20 | 2:33 | funny | 75.
# | 1452:19 | 2:45 | sibbie | 76.
# | 1462:17 | 2:42 | stunt double | 80.
# | 1472:17 | 2:17 | 1 step ahead (longest email for 9.1 weeks) | 28.
# | 1482:15 | 2:39 | marzipan | 59.
# | 1492:15 | 2:15 | dullard (longest email for 2.9 weeks) | 37.
# | 1502:13 | 2:13 | anything | 78.
# | 1512:13 | 2:13 | interview | 62.
# | 1522:13 | 2:13 | english paper | 64.
# | 1532:09 | 2:09 | morning routine | 54.
# | 1542:08 | 2:51 | cheat talk | 55.
# | 1552:08 | 2:54 | monument | 97.
# | 1562:07 | 2:08 | fingers | 63.
# | 1572:03 | 2:03 | flag day | 32.
# | 1582:02 | 2:40 | japanese cartoon | 57.
# | 1592:01 | 2:01 | kids' book | 84.
# | 1602:00 | 2:00 | mascot | 73.
# | 1611:57 | 2:43 | ghosts | 48.
# | 1621:57 | 3:00 | colonization | 90.
# | 1631:57 | 1:57 | island | 52.
# | 1641:54 | 1:54 | invisibility | 41.
# | 1651:54 | 1:57 | no loafing | 86.
# | 1661:53 | 1:53 | website | 51.
# | 1671:48 | 1:48 | sugarbob | 31.
# | 1681:46 | 1:46 | helium | 38.
# | 1691:45 | 2:07 | action figure | 42.
# | 1701:45 | 1:45 | cartoon (longest email for 5.9 weeks) | 21.
# | 1711:45 | 2:02 | lures & jigs | 44.
# | 1721:43 | 2:04 | monster truck | 61.
# | 1731:43 | 3:18 | comic | 53.
# | 1741:40 | 1:40 | sisters | 35.
# | 1751:38 | 1:38 | unused emails | 65.
# | 1761:37 | 1:37 | DVD #3: Videro Games |
# | 1771:36 | 1:36 | new hands | 47.
# | 1781:32 | 1:32 | 3 wishes | 27.
# | 1791:32 | 1:32 | guitar | 36.
# | 1801:27 | 1:27 | stand-up (longest email for 3 weeks) | 18.
# | 1811:27 | 1:27 | spring cleaning | 20.
# | 1821:20 | 1:20 | DVD #1: Greeting Cards |
# | 1831:20 | 1:20 | the bird | 24.
# | 1841:19 | 1:19 | property of ones | 39.
# | 1851:18 | 1:18 | credit card (longest email for 6 weeks) | 12.
# | 1861:17 | 1:17 | weird dream | 34.
# | 1871:17 | 1:17 | super powers | 25.
# | 1881:16 | 1:16 | little animal | 23.
# | 1891:16 | 1:16 | gimmicks | 33.
# | 1901:15 | 1:15 | halloweener (longest email for 10.5 weeks) | 7.
# | 1911:14 | 1:21 | current status | 56.
# | 1921:13 | 1:42 | techno | 45.
# | 1931:13 | 1:13 | band names | 16.
# | 1941:13 | 2:04 | little questions | 43.
# | 1951:13 | 1:13 | studying | 17.
# | 1961:12 | 1:12 | CGNU | 26.
# | 1971:12 | 1:12 | 12:00 | 30.
# | 1981:11 | 1:11 | your friends | 46.
# | 1991:11 | 1:11 | i she be | 13.
# | 2001:08 | 1:08 | the basics | 15.
# | 2011:08 | 1:08 | superhero name | 29.
# | 2021:06 | 1:06 | trevor the vampire | 10.
# | 2031:06 | 1:51 | theme party | 49.
# | 2041:02 | 1:02 | DVD #2: E-mail Birds |
# | 2051:01 | 1:01 | tape-leg | 19.
# | 2060:59 | 0:59 | making out | 5.
# | 2070:59 | 0:59 | butt IQ | 3.
# | 2080:56 | 0:56 | i love you | 9.
# | 2090:55 | 0:55 | homestar hair | 4.
# | 2100:54 | 0:54 | depressio | 6.
# | 2110:53 | 0:53 | brianrietta | 8.
# | 2120:46 | 0:46 | homsar | 2.
# | 2130:45 | 0:45 | some kinda robot | 1.
# | 2140:41 | 0:54 | duck pond | 14.
# | 2150:40 | 0:40 | i rule | 11.
# | 2160:34 | 0:58 | sb_email 22 | 22.
[edit] By Era
Era | Shortest email | Longest email | Average runtime | No. of emails | Total runtime | Notes | ||||
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Shortest | with Easter eggs | Longest | with Easter eggs | Average | with Easter eggs | Total | with Easter eggs | |||
Tandy | sb_email 22 0:34 | i rule 0:40 | vacation 4:26 | vacation 4:26 | 1:20 | 1:22 | 40 | 53:33 | 54:39 | sb_email 22 is the shortest email overall. The postcard segments of vacation were released over several weeks. The longest Tandy era email released in one part is dullard, at 2:15. |
Compy | theme party 1:06 | your friends 1:11 | flashback 5:01 | flashback 6:05 | 2:36 | 2:57 | 78 | 3:22:58 | 3:50:13 | flashback is the 100th-anniversary email. |
Lappy | myths & legends 2:55 | specially marked 3:08 | retirement 6:53 | retirement 7:21 | 3:54 | 4:12 | 83 | 5:23:50 | 5:48:17 | retirement was initially released in two parts on different release dates. retirement B can be considered the shortest at 2:48; the longest Lappy email released in one part is alternate universe at 5:52 (6:48 including Easter eggs). |
Compé | videography 3:30 | videography 3:49 | independent 5:20 | independent 5:48 | 4:13 | 4:38 | 3 | 12:38 | 13:53 | |
Lappier | too cool 4:41 | too cool 5:13 | parenting 7:53 | parenting 10:00 | 5:51 | 6:13 | 4 | 23:23 | 24:51 | parenting is the longest email overall, as well as the one beating the previous record holder by the largest margin (1:00 over retirement without easter eggs compared to retirement's 0:59 over alternate universe, 2:39 over retirement with easter eggs compared to vacation's 2:29 over 1 step ahead). |
All Emails | sb_email 22 0:34 | i rule 0:40 | parenting 7:53 | parenting 10:00 | 2:58 | 3:14 | 209 | 10:20:30 | 11:16:06 |
[edit] See Also
[edit] Other Stuff
[edit] Tangerine Dreams
Tangerine Dreams is my favorite thing in the H*R universe. Here are a buncha pictures of it.
Picture | Description |
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| "Yer a bum!" |
| Tangerine Dreams is awesome. And is orange. |
| Da real Tangerine Dreams |
| Tangerine Dreams, Homestar, and Strong Bad, as friends. Awwwwww. |
| Tangerine Dreams' back (provided by Smileyface11945 - Thanks!) |
| Tangerine Dreams IM |
| Tangerine Dreams in underwears (how's it going, Texas?) |
![]() | Tangerine Dreams probably creating a massive paradox. |
![]() | Tangerine Dreams back. |
![]() | Keep on File Edit Helpin'! |
| Poorly drawn. |
![]() | A full Tangerine Dreams. |
| The Tangerine Dreams manufacturer's logo. |
![]() | Bubsty's computer, Aquamarine Dreams (Image provided by Thekillerdynamo - Thanks to you, too!) |
[edit] Tangerine Dreams was used as a Main Page selected article!Tangerine Dreams is The Cheat's iMac computer. He uses it to make Flash cartoons including The Cheat Theme Song, Everybody to the Limit, Main Page 15, and many more. It has also been used by Strong Bad to check his email in weird dream. Tangerine Dreams also appeared as a real live computer in Labor Dabor, in which it appears to be a Slot-Loading Tangerine iMac DV running Mac OS 9. The logo on Tangerine Dreams (the same logo as on the Tandy 400)—a rainbow-colored star with a bite taken out of its side—is a play on the old Apple logo, a rainbow apple with a bite missing. After using Tangerine dreams for many years, The Cheat was shown designing a new No Loafing Sign graphic with a new 5th Generation iMac in the email redesign. (More...) |