An Important Rap Song Visuals

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Below is a chart showing the visuals that occur during the music video An Important Rap Song.

Lyrics	Visuals
Well you're a rich kid, living in the suburbs,	Crack Stuntman is in a studio with a pink backdrop. His head bobs to the beat.
and there's not a whole lot to do.	Crack waves his index finger.
You stroll into the kitchen and what do you find?	A shot of Reynold's brother walking behind a kitchen counter.
A bunch of knives cold staring at you. So,	3 knives fall from the top of the frame, each increasing in absurdity in shape.
Kids, don't play with too many knives.	Plain white screen. As he says each word, it appears in black, spelled "KIDZ DON'T PLAY WIT' 2 MANY KNIVES". On "knives", the text changes to white-on-black.
C'mon, c'mon.	The word "C'mon" appears twice in red over the text, and two white silhouettes of Crack appear the bottom, who raise their arms on each "C'mon".
Crack Stuntman gonna save some lives.	An image of Crack Stuntman grows from the center of the screen, pulsating larger and smaller and eventually fills the screen.
Awwwwwww...	The word "AWWWWWW" scrolls across the screen.
It's spring break,	The picture of Crack Stuntman shatters, showing another shot of Crack on the beach, wearing gold necklaces and a Pistols For Pandas visor. His arms are crossed, and his index fingers are pointed.
Girlies running wild,	The camera zooms in to a larger view of Crack, as he waves his fingers towards the screen.
Jet to the beach wearin' the freshest styles.	Tank tops stack on top of each other, all saying 'Fresh!'
Meet a bunch of kids from Alabama!	The outline of Alabama is traced on the screen, and filled to look like Gunhaver. Alabama/Gunhaver wears Gunhaver's hat, and says "Alabama" in time with the lyric.
Beach volleyball slammajamma!	Firebert and Silent Rip playing volleyball on the beach against the Blue Laser Commander and a minion. Silent Rip spikes the ball next to the minion, who tries to return but misses completely.
Putt-putt, go carts, bungee-jumpin'!	A parking lot, two Crack Stuntmans are visible nodding to the beat. Between them, two golf clubs appear in an X, followed by a steering wheel.
Crack Stuntman keeps the bass bumpin'!	Crack Stuntman nodding to the beat moves across a background that reads "((((LOUD BASS))))"
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh,	Crack in gold necklaces and visor front of a colorful, abstract picture. Crack holds his hands out to his sides and wiggles his index finger on each syllable.
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.	Two Cracks in front of the words "SPRING BREAK" in white on an orange background. They both perform the same movement as before.
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh,	Five Cracks in front of a blue/white checkerboard pattern - two at the bottom, three upside down at the top. Same movement again.
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.	Each syllable appears on its own in white in the middle of a plain pink screen.
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh, Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.	A shot of the beach, the words "POO-HA-HOO-HA-HOO" slide across, colored with a shot of Crack Stuntman back in the studio, performing the same arm movement.
Poo-poo-ha-ha-ha-ha-huh-ha-huh.	Crack Stuntman's arm is seen, scratching a record on a turntable.
Holler for a dollar! shout for some clout!	Crack Stuntman's head is in the middle of a "ONE DOLLA" bill.
Somebody say holler for a dollar!	Closeup of Crack's face on the bill.
Let's turn this party out!	A pile of "ONE DOLLA" bills.
Bonfire on the beach and people start to dance, Find a fly girlie for some beach romance.	Firebert, Silent Rip, Blue Laser Commander and a minion are dancing near a bonfire. Foxface walks past, wearing a bikini top and shorts.
But then a fresh honey comes walkin' by.	The same scene plays again, mirrored left-to-right.
How can a man choose between fresh and fly?	Crack on the beach wearing his visor and chains. On the words "Fresh" and "Fly", those words fall from the sky and land in his outstretched hands.
And believe me, there IS a difference!	Close-up of Crack wearing two visors, with the bonfire in the background.
Throw your hands in the air for some high-fives, and—	Firebert, Silent Rip, Foxface, and the Blue Lasers all stand around the bonfire, throwing their hands in the air.
—kids, don't play with too many knives.	Crack stands, motionless, back in the studio.
And I am out!	Crack jumps slightly on "out" for emphasis.