Count Longardeaux's Book
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Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book".
 Known Records
|Biggest Waste of Dump||7 - Records of Loneliness||Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad|
|Least Healthiest (Man?)||3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records||The King of Town|
| The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award |
Or Best Offer!
|81 - Awkwardnesses||Homsar|
| Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad |
|2 - Special Records||Strong Mad|
| Pole Vault |
20 ft. 1.5 in.
|11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field||Marzipan|
|Cutest Couple||9 - Superlatives||Bubs|
| Longest "Bull Honkey" |
|7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records||The Human Strong Bad|
- There are two chapter sevens: one for "Saying Words for a Long Time Records", and the other for "Records of Loneliness".
 Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!