Grumblecakes Visuals

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These are the visuals for the Grumblecakes music video on strongbad email.exe Disc Four.

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Lyrics	Visuals
Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison.	A box of The Cheatcakes is seen against a yellow background.
Just ask The Cheat...	These words appear on the bottom of the screen. The screen then flows down, and Strong Bad Grumblecakes Dir: The Cheat appears in the bottom left of the screen.
{music}	Several shots of a cardboard cut-out of a baseball player, including a drumstick beating on his glove. Cut to a baseball shooter; the drumstick beats it and it shoots two baseballs.
Girl,	The drumstick beats on a punching bag, and Strong Bad punches it.
I know we haven't been through a lot together.	The drumstick beats on a green bumper car, which then bumps with a red one.
In fact one might say we just met standing here in line at the batting cages,	Cut to Strong Bad saying this to Baby Styles.
but there's one thing I'm sure of already.	The baseball shooter shoots two more balls, one of which Strong Bad dodges.
Let me get them Grumblecakes, and please don't grumble fake, I just need them Grumblecakes	Strong Bad strikes a pose in a rainy street. Four Grumblecakes pop up.
Ooh I'm Grumblecaking with you	Cut to a mini-golf hole covered by a cave reading "PUTT". An elephant with Strong Bad's V and diamond on its forehead and his mouth on the end of its trunk comes out of the cave.
Let me get them Grumblecakes,	A hologram of Strong Bad's head appears on the right side of the cave.
and please don't grumble fake,	Cut to the baseball player cut-out in the middle of a baseball stadium; his mouth moves to the words.
I just needed them Grumblecakes	Zoom in on a miniature Strong Bad, who is striking the same pose as before on the baseball player's thumb.
Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you	Zoom in on an even more miniature Strong Bad, who is striking the same pose as before on the miniature Strong Bad's head. The background turns pink.
I'm really going to grumble bake	Strong Bad's head flies across the screen. The background changes colours.
another batch of them Grumblecakes	Strong Bad's head flies across the screen again, from the opposite direction. A Grumblecake appears.
So let's raise the	Five baseballs fly towards the screen as the Grumblecake flies up.
Grumblestakes. Clean the yard with the Grumblerake	Strong Bad is riding a bumper car and wearing cool shades.
Girl gimme a Grumble break	Cut to Baby Styles in a street, looking at a giraffe. As Strong Bad says each word, it appears in Baby Styles's silhouette (on "grumble", "giraffe" also appears underneath the giraffe).
I wanna see you Grumble shake	Cut to a golf ball next to the cup of the mini-golf hole from before. It moves its mouth to the words, and it has a gold tooth.
Don't make a grumble	A putter hits the golf ball, and it flies past the baseball shooter.
mistake	The baseball shooter shoots the word "mistake", which flies towards the screen, then the baseball shooter shoots two more baseballs.
Let me see you grumble down!	Cut to Strong Bad's head against a pattern similar to the one in the Basement of the Brothers Strong. His mouth is replaced with whatever word he is saying.
Grumble down. Grumble grumble down, girl	A silhouetted Strong Bad is dancing against a miscoloured version of the aformentioned pattern.
Grumble down. Grumble grumble, come on!	Two silhouetted Strong Bads are dancing against a yellow background with a sketch of Strong Bad's head.
Grumble down. Grumble grumble down, girl	Numerous blue and black silhouettes of Strong Bad are dancing against a yellow background, with "GRUMBLE DOWN" written across them. On each "grumble", a drumstick hits the screen and "GRUMBLE DOWN" changes position, and on "girl", Baby Styles's silhouette appears again.
Grumble down. Grumble grumble,	The background turns white, the Strong Bads turn red and green, and "GRUMBLE DOWN" is flipped both ways. On each "grumble", the drumstick hits the screen and "GRUMBLE DOWN" changes position, returning to normal after the second one.
come on!	Several Strong Bad heads, without his mouth, form a flower formation against a flower background.
Grumble, grumble, count it down with me	Cut back to the baseball stadium. Three baseball player cut-outs fly across the screen.
And a three, and a two, and a one, come on	Flags reading "TRES!", "DOS!!" and "UNO!!!" appear on-screen.
Let me get them Grumblecakes,	Cut to Strong Bad striking the same pose in the rain again, this time on a country road.
and please don't Grumble fake...	Two drumsticks appear on-screen and beat against each other, then disappear, then re-appear.
I just need them Grumblecakes.	The drumsticks fly off-screen.
Ohh, I'm Grumblecaking with you!	Cut to a Grumblecake on a plate. Strong Bad's head flies towards the screen, and a silhouetted Strong Bad appears on the Grumblecake, and dances on it.
Let me get them Grumblecakes,	Strong Bad, striking the pose, appears from the top-left of the screen.
and please don't Grumble fake, I just needed them Grumblecakes.	Cut to the miscoloured basement background, with six elephants with Strong Bad's diamond and V on their foreheads and the same golf ball from before, which moves its mouth to the words. A silhouetted Strong Bad is on the ball, but he quickly disappears. A drumstick beats against the ball.
Ohh, I'm Grumblecaking with you	The flower formation of Strong Bad heads flies towards the screen, while it rains.
Over the river and through the woods, we gotta get that serum through, y'all.	Cut to Strong Bad, dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, walking through a forest path.
Over the river and through the woods, we gotta get that serum through, y'all.	Two Strong Bads dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, walking through two forest paths.
Over the river and through the woods, we gotta get that serum through, y'all.	Seven Strong Bads dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, walking through the one forest path.
Over the river and through the woods,	45 Strong Bads dressed as Little Red Riding Hoods against a yellow background
we gotta get that serum throuuuuuuugh!	The wolf from Little Red Riding Hood, dressed as Grandma and wearing Strong Bad's mask, appears on-screen.
Let me get them Grumblecakes	The wolf morphs into Baby Styles's silhouette. Cut back to the baseball stadium, where Strong Bad is standing.
Girl, if you're not gonna hook me up with any grumblecakes,	Strong Bad says this to Baby Styles.
I gotta let you go.	Strong Bad's mouth flies towards the screen.
I needs them.	A silhouetted Strong Bad dances across the screen; Strong Bad, striking the pose, flies across; and the giraffe appears.
I feeds my kids with them.	Cut to Strong Bad's head, with a small mouth, against a Grumblecakes background.
Anyways, turn around, it's your turn to bat. At least don't hold up the line.	Cut to Strong Bad saying this to Baby Styles.
Grumble line, grumble line. Drinkin' Grumble wine. Feelin' Grumble fine.	Baby Styles walks off-screen. Strong Bad waves and smiles. Fade out.