HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 46

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ARROWED!!!

The Arrow'd Guy is a regular tormentor of the Teen Girl Squad, appearing in almost every issue of the series. His many professions include an archer (who shoots arrows from his mouth), owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, a play critic, and a witch doctor. His murderous, but not apparently malicious, agenda consists of appearing from nowhere to commit lethal assault and vanishing again. In each instance, a gruff but disinterested male voice announces the verb by which Arrow'd Guy has attack'd. It is not known whether this announcing voice is that of Arrow'd Guy. Arrow'd Guy has no apparent motivation except, possibly, a loathing of conversational pauses. He is perhaps a brute force of nature in the notebook doodle universe. (more...)

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