Low Rates

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In advertising contexts, low rates are often mentioned. The matter of which rates are low is often unaddressed.

[edit] Appearances

• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — Homestar Runner, representing Distinguished Businessman, asks about and then offers low rates, despite mentioning not knowing what the rates are.
• Senor Mortgage — As Senor Cardgage mentions low rates, the words "low rates" fall from the Senor Cardgage Mortgage logo.
• Email candy product — One of the junk emails caught in Strong Bad's junkmail filter has the subject "Rrrrates so low!!!!"
• Email from work (Easter egg) — The insurance ad mini-game is titled "Taser the Gnome for Low Rates!"
• 8-Bit Is Enough — As Homestar pops up, he says to "Click here for low, low rates."