Record Store Day Visuals
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Below are the visuals for The B-est of B-sides music video in Record Store Day. Lyrics appear at the bottom of the screen, initially in white and then changing to yellow as they are sung.
A watermark is overlaid throughout, reading:
Made with BAND TRIBUTE SLIDESHOW
LYRICS MAKER PLUS - TRIAL EDITION
| Lyrics | Visuals |
|---|---|
| sloshy logo appears briefly onscreen. | |
| It's an early demo | An album cover featuring an image of a woman with her face whited out holding a guitar. The sloshy logo is in the top-right corner, and "the worst fonts EP" is printed in Comic Sans in the bottom-right. |
| But we only make-a early demos | An album cover with a blurry close-up photo of two musicians playing a cello and a saxophone. The sloshy logo is in the bottom-right corner, and on the bottom-left, in Chicago, "instruments we don't play", with the first "T" in instruments in red. |
| Depends how big the Stereogum blows. Gum blows, yeah! |  |
| This is the B-est of B-Sides | An album cover with an off-center closeup of a man's chin, sloshy logo centered below, with the text "B-sides" handwritten in cursive above the upper lip. |
| Hope you had to wait in a long line | A poster photocopied in black-and-white onto pink paper reading:
TUES MARCH 5TH |
| We never even played this song live. |  |
| This is the B-est of B-Sides. This track is so elusive. | An album cover of a closeup of a baby's foot, with the sloshy logo top-left and the words "WHOSE BABY IS THIS?" on the bottom-right. A red "UK IMPORT" sticker is on the right side. |
| A UK exclusive | An ad featuring a black-and-white photograph of sloshy performing live, with the lead member saying "Oh man! i think it's LIVE!" in a speech bubble. The image is framed left and right with sloshy logos (mirrored on the right side). Underneath the photograph, it says:
FRi the 3rd |
| Japan-only import bootleg of the in-store. | An album cover with a photo of a man in a suit walking walking through a forest away from camera. The sloshy logo appears on the bottom-right corner, "the 'we need a lawyer' EP" is printed off the man's left shoulder in red Mistral. |
| Of the in-store. Yeah! | A promo poster with sloshy's logo on a clock covered in snow in front of a building, with the Swedish text
Uppträder livewhich translates to "Performing live in Jukkasjärvi at the [Skåran Heders] Ballroom - 10:00" |
| This is the B-est of B-Sides. | A black-and-white photo of Matt, Mike, Ryan Sterritt, and another man; Ryan is holding a trophy. The sloshy logo is in the top-right corner and "Coolier Than Thou Records" is printed in the bottom-left. |
| I hope you had to wait in a long line. We're never gonna play this song live. | An album cover of an upside-down photo of a man in a track jacket with the sloshy logo on his lapel. "FINAL ASSAULT" is printed in the top-left corner in a military stencil font. |
| This is the B-est of B-Sides. | Image spins in from top-right corner. An album cover (curiously, rectangular rather than square) of a red-tiled bathroom wall and toilet paper roll. The sloshy logo is printed in the top-left corner and "ALL TOMORROW'S EURO-RESTROOMS" is printed in the bottom-right corner. A gold oval sticker Japanese sticker is attached, reading "DVD 8月5日に" which translates to "DVD on August 5th". |
| We even played piano. (we even played piano) | Three semitransparent images fly in from the top, left, and right of the screen, meeting in the middle to resolve to an album cover: a green wall with a turntable inside a recessed cabinet. The sloshy logo is printed above and "EARLY DEMOS AND WORSE FROM LIKE, FOREVER AGO" is printed in Arial font at the bottom. |
| This part has piano. (we never play piano) | A photograph of a girl sitting with a clothesline behind her, listening on headphones with her eyes blacked out by a Sloshy logo. Printed above is "Live auf der Bösen Dönerbude!" and in the bottom-right corner "Mittwoch 17. November um 9:30 Uhr", roughly translating to "Live at the evil kebab shop! Wednesday November 17th at 9:30 a.m." |
| We even played piano. (I am actually playing this piano) Piano. Yeah! (yeah) | A Sloshy ad using an old, blurry photograph of Matt and Mike Chapman with a man and a woman all in formal wear. Top right corner text "OUT FEB 3rd exclusively on CASSETTE", bottom text "because girl bassist, that's why" below sloshy logo. |
| This is the B-est of B-Sides. | Album cover spins in from bottom-right corner. A photo of a building model made from cardboard with the sloshy logo in the top-right and "ARCHITECTURE JERK b/w HELVETICA CHUMP" printed at the bottom. |
| Hope you had to wait in a long line. | Extreme close-up of earlier Chapman brothers photo ("Depends how big the Stereogum blows"), panning left to right across their faces. |
| We're never gonna play this song live. | Sloshy logo pulsing in and out. |
| It's the B-est of B-sides. | Repeat of earlier photo of "B-sides" cover. |
| Alright, I think we should break up again. | Cuts to black. Close up of Ryan Sterritt's face from earlier black-and-white trophy photo appears after speaker finishes talking. |
