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  <line start="18" end="49" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="50" end="71"><homestar>I say, just go for it, you know.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="72" end="121"><homestar>You just move forward, commit to yourself, and go, for, it!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="122" end="154"><strongsad>Okay, I think I'll take a chance.</strongsad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="155" end="177" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="178" end="193"><strongsad>It tickles!</strongsad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="194" end="221"><homestar>You see? That's what I'm talking about, man.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="222" end="254"><homestar>Water, on, the knee. Commit to it!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="255" end="265">
    <strongbad>Your pathetic conversation <em>pales</em> in comparison to the one you are about to be a part of.</strongbad>
    <sfx>record scratch</sfx>
  <line start="266" end="319" speaker="strongbad">Your pathetic conversation <em>pales</em> in comparison to the one you are about to be a part of.</line>
  <line start="320" end="345" speaker="strongsad"><em>(sarcastically)</em> Oh great, I can't wait.</line>
  <line start="346" end="367" speaker="strongbad">I've finally committed to it.</line>
  <line start="368" end="408" speaker="strongbad">I've talked about it for years, but I'm finally moving forward!</line>
  <line start="409" end="465" speaker="strongbad">You're all going to have to start calling me "The Ledge" from now on!</line>
  <line start="466" end="485" speaker="homestar">Hi, The Ledge From Now On.</line>
  <line start="486" end="517" speaker="homestar">Would you like to join our wet knee gumption club?</line>
  <line start="518" end="543" speaker="strongbad">No, just "The Ledge".</line>
  <line start="544" end="577" speaker="strongsad">The Ledge? Like ledge of a cliff?</line>
  <line start="578" end="600" speaker="homestar">You mean, like, short for leg?</line>
  <line start="601" end="628" speaker="strongsad">A-<em>lleged</em> ladies' man?</line>
  <line start="629" end="642" speaker="homestar"><em>(annoyed)</em> Short for leg?</line>
  <line start="643" end="661" speaker="strongbad">No, you knee-wetters!</line>
  <line start="662" end="684" speaker="strongbad">Like short for "The Legend"!</line>
  <line start="685" end="741" speaker="strongbad">As in, I am one! A living one! A dary one!</line>
  <line start="742" end="763" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Ohhhhh, dairy.</line>
  <line start="764" end="788" speaker="homestar">Like cows. Like a cow leg.</line>
  <line start="789" end="865" speaker="homestar"><em>(excited gasp, then speaking excitedly)</em> Oh, Strong Bad! It's like my cow lamp and your tape leg had a baby in my brain and just came out my mouth!</line>
  <line start="866" end="894" speaker="homestar">There, there, little guy. Daddy's here.</line>
  <line start="895" end="909" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes" sfx="yes">annoyed sigh</line>
  <line start="910" end="931" speaker="strongbad"><em>(reluctantly)</em> Hand me that knee water...</line>
  <line start="952" end="967" speaker="strongbad">Teeheehee, it does tic—</line>
  <line start="968" end="1008" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="1034" end="1060" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">This book belongs to:</line>
  <line start="1061" end="1081" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">The Ledge.</line>
  <line start="1082" end="1097">
    <strongbad voiceover="yes">Aw, crap!</strongbad>
    <sfx>record scratch</sfx>
  <line start="1098" end="1133" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Homestar was right! This just spells leg!</line>
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