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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer7.swf" width="550" height="400"> <!-- greeting --> <line start="20" end="41" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="yes">Ooo!</line> <line start="42" end="64" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="yes">Oooo!</line> <line start="65" end="105" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="yes">Happy Halloween, don't be too scared...</line> <line start="106" end="129" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="yes">'cause it's Halloween.</line> <line start="130" end="152" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="yes">Please leave a message.</line> <line start="153" end="177" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="yes">This is Marzipan.</line> <line start="178" end="185" sfx="yes">beep</line> <!-- Message 5 --> <line start="192" end="210" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="yes">Hey, Marzipan.</line> <line start="211" end="267" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="yes">I was just letting you know that Homsar and I are gonna bust out the Ouija board tonight,</line> <line start="268" end="311" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="yes">and if you're up for it... could be pretty fun.</line> <line start="312" end="357" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="yes">I'm... hoping to see if any dead people will be my friends.</line> <line start="358" end="370" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="yes">Alright.</line> <line start="371" end="379" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="yes">See ya.</line> <line start="380" end="387" sfx="yes">beep</line> <!-- Message 4 --> <line start="391" end="411" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">Hey, Bubs... this is Marzipan!</line> <line start="412" end="428" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">Oh, snap! I mean...</line> <line start="429" end="450" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs!</line> <line start="451" end="510" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">Just wanted to let you know that, Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine.</line> <line start="511" end="537" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">He's chillin' out on the couch right now.</line> <line start="538" end="567" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">I-I think he'll be out of commission for a while.</line> <line start="568" end="587" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">Uh, anyways, remember,</line> <line start="588" end="632" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">Friday is tainted candy sellback day at the concession stand, so,</line> <line start="633" end="654" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">be sure to stop on by.</line> <line start="655" end="663" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">Later.</line> <line start="664" end="668" sfx="yes">beep</line> <!-- Message 3 --> <line start="678" end="696" speaker="homsar" voiceover="yes">AaAah.</line> <line start="697" end="733" speaker="homsar" voiceover="yes">RaAaAaAah.</line> <line start="734" end="766" speaker="homsar" voiceover="yes">AaAaAaAaAaah!</line> <line start="767" end="796" speaker="homsar" voiceover="yes">RaAaAh.</line> <line start="797" end="819" speaker="homsar" voiceover="yes">Raaerr.</line> <line start="820" end="828" sfx="yes">beep</line> <!-- Message 2 --> <line start="830" end="850" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Trick or Treat!</line> <line start="866" end="880" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Marzipan</line> <line start="889" end="913" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">you got any treats?</line> <line start="914" end="943" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">No? Then you get a trick!</line> <line start="944" end="986" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Ohhh, this isn't Homestar after all!</line> <line start="987" end="1039" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">My name is Dead Guy Perez...</line> <line start="1040" end="1095" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">alternately known as the D G P ...</line> <line start="1096" end="1139" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">and I'm... a dead guy!</line> <line start="1140" end="1168" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">I'm coming to your house.</line> <line start="1169" end="1188" sfx="yes">thump</line> <line start="1189" end="1200" sfx="yes">crash</line> <line start="1201" end="1241" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Oh. I knocked over the thing.</line> <line start="1242" end="1299" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Um... I'm not coming to your house after all, but...</line> <line start="1300" end="1327" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you.</line> <line start="1328" end="1336" sfx="yes">beep</line> <!-- Message 1 --> <line start="1343" end="1366" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Uh, good day to you Mrs. Pan.</line> <line start="1367" end="1383" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">This is...</line> <line start="1384" end="1428" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Safety Dan, over here at the Safety...</line> <line start="1429" end="1444" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Squad.</line> <line start="1445" end="1491" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Uh, just calling you with some Halloween safety tips.</line> <line start="1492" end="1518" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Always remember, when trick-or-treating,</line> <line start="1519" end="1582" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">to wear all black and paint your face black and dye your hair black...</line> <line start="1583" end="1632" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">you know, all- everything black. If need be, wrap yourself in electrical tape</line> <line start="1633" end="1672" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">and walk in the middle of the street at all times</line> <line start="1673" end="1723" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">and dart quickly into the street, and across intersections.</line> <line start="1724" end="1754" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Also, we have recently come to find that</line> <line start="1755" end="1834" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">your house has in no way been targeted for multiple eggings and toilet paperings.</line> <line start="1835" end="1859" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">So you've got nothing to worry about.</line> <line start="1860" end="1904" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Probably just go to your stupid boyfriend's party and, um,</line> <line start="1905" end="1967" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of your house.</line> <line start="1968" end="1986" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Okay.</line> <line start="1987" end="2016" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Once again, I'm Safety Dan.</line> <line start="2017" end="2031" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Happy Halloween.</line> <line start="2032" end="2039" sfx="yes">beep</line> <!-- easter egg --> <line start="2048" end="2060" sfx="yes">rewinding</line> <line start="2061" end="2072" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes"><sfx>singing</sfx>Doot!</line> <line start="2075" end="2085" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes"><sfx>singing</sfx>Doo doo doot!</line> <line start="2090" end="2110" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes"><sfx>singing</sfx>Doo doo doot!</line> <line start="2113" end="2128" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes"><sfx>singing</sfx>Deedoodadeedoo!</line> <line start="2129" end="2138" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes"><sfx>singing</sfx>Boop!</line> <line start="2141" end="2153" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes"><sfx>singing</sfx>Boo doo doot!</line> <line start="2158" end="2169" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes"><sfx>singing</sfx>Boo doo doot!</line> <line start="2170" end="2188" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes"><sfx>singing</sfx>Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong!</line> <line start="2188" end="2222" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes"><sfx>singing</sfx>Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack</line> <line start="2222" end="2254" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes" volume=".95"><sfx>singing</sfx>and everybody does something and all, uh,</line> <line start="2255" end="2280" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes" volume=".9"><sfx>singing</sfx>back in the black</line> <line start="2288" end="2324" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">...um... I don't know the words.</line> <line start="2325" end="2357" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">I just like that guy's little schoolboy outfit.</line> <line start="2358" end="2373" sfx="yes">beep</line> </transcript>
