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  <line start="24" end="127" speaker="strongbad">Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence being a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!</line>
  <line start="128" end="135"><sfx>crunch</sfx><dtwhale>Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!</dtwhale></line>
  <line start="136" end="157"><span style="visibility:hidden"><sfx>_<!-- removes disorientation, leave this sfx line --></sfx></span><dtwhale>Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!</dtwhale></line>
  <line start="158" end="202" speaker="strongbad"><i>(forced)</i> Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!</line>
  <line start="203" end="218"><strongbad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongbad><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad><thecheat sfx="sfx">laughs</thecheat></line>
  <line start="219" end="282" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubbo's Classic.</line>
  <line start="283" end="295" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Original.</line>
  <line start="296" end="310" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Regular.</line>
  <line start="311" end="326" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The New Original.</line>
  <line start="327" end="339" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Old Classic.</line>
  <line start="340" end="345" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</line>
  <line start="346" end="355"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</announcer><sfx>splat!</sfx></line>
  <line start="356" end="370" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</line>
  <line start="371" end="382" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, fish sandwich?</line>
  <line start="383" end="392"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Wait, fish sandwich?</announcer><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
  <line start="393" end="409" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">We have a fish sandwich?</line>
  <line start="410" end="436" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Does anybody ever order that thing?</line>
  <line start="437" end="437" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
  <line start="438" end="535" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed through a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.</line>
  <line start="536" end="607" speaker="homestar">Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's. Would you like to try a combo meal, some Chipotle Potato Nudules,</line>
  <line start="608" end="672" speaker="homestar">or our Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake?</line>
  <line start="673" end="689" speaker="marzipan">I just have a question:</line>
  <line start="690" end="730" speaker="marzipan">Do you actually use whale meat, or just regular fast food meat?</line>
  <line start="731" end="742"><marzipan>I just need to know how hard I should protest you.</marzipan><!-- <text>Save the Blubb-O Whale!</text> --></line>
  <line start="743" end="761"><marzipan>I just need to know how hard I should protest you.</marzipan><!-- <text><i>really</i> Save the Blubb-O Whale!</text> --></line>
  <line start="762" end="775" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
  <line start="776" end="844" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Family fun, and I'm talkin' about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O's is all about.</line>
  <line start="845" end="881" speaker="coachz">Hey there kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale!</line>
  <line start="882" end="898" speaker="coachz">I'll chop off your legs!</line>
  <line start="899" end="949" speaker="strongsad">Sometimes it seems like you're trying to go to prison, Coach Z.</line>
  <line start="950" end="981" speaker="coachz">Hey, three square meals a day!</line>
  <line start="982" end="1022" speaker="strongbad">Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole!</line>
  <line start="1023" end="1035" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1036" end="1101" speaker="strongbad">What? Whoa, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!</line>
  <line start="1102" end="1105" speaker="sfx">twang</line>
  <line start="1106" end="1115"><sfx>twang</sfx><announcer voiceover="voiceover">And now for a limited time,</announcer></line>
  <line start="1116" end="1133"><span style="visibility:hidden"><sfx>_<!-- removes disorientation, leave this sfx line --></sfx></span><announcer voiceover="voiceover">And now for a limited time,</announcer></line>
  <line start="1134" end="1155"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.</announcer><sfx>splat</sfx></line>
  <line start="1156" end="1171"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.</announcer><sfx>ding!</sfx></line>
  <line start="1172" end="1226" speaker="peaceyp">That's right, ya'll Blubb-O heads. The Thick 'n Nasty.</line>
  <line start="1227" end="1262" speaker="peaceyp" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
  <line start="1263" end="1305" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's.</line>
  <line start="1306" end="1339" speaker="dtwhale">Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.</line>
  <line start="1387" end="1451" speaker="bubs">No, I will not slice my fingers thin! I just wanna dang hambloiger!</line>
  <line start="1452" end="1480" speaker="bubs">I got places to be, man!</line>
  <line start="1481" end="1517" speaker="dtwhale">You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?</line>
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