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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="costumes05.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="11" end="66" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dear Strong Bad, how's your miserable job at the depressing faceless office park? </line> <line start="67" end="88" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, pretty good, Geraldine. </line> <line start="89" end="150" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Today they let me stand out in the parking lot and stretch my head during my seven-minute lunch break. </line> <line start="151" end="214" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">If I'm lucky, I'll get to work here for ten years with no promotion and then get laid off. </line> <line start="215" end="278" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, a burning peasant and Trogdor partying together in perfect harmony! </line> <line start="279" end="313" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And a full nine days before Halloween even. </line> <line start="314" end="363" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and next on the worthless arts and crafts shopping channel, </line> <line start="364" end="411" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The least popular Homestar Runner characters gourd collection. </line> <line start="412" end="452" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nothing completes an old lady vestibule quite like them. </line> <line start="453" end="471" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Aah! The Cheat! </line> <line start="472" end="511" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Some kind of adorable baby is bursting out of you! </line> <line start="512" end="574" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Come on, man, Bubs has flipper arms, not tentacle arms. </line> <line start="575" end="660" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Those things look deadly, like they could pry the shell off a... mollusk... in no time flat. </line> <line start="661" end="707" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Now, go enjoy the crappy Halloween decorations we put up in the cafeteria. </line> <line start="708" end="742" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Amanda from sales worked all morning on those. </line> <line start="743" end="791" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, yeah. That's the way to get decapitated, man. </line> <line start="792" end="841" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Couple of young ladies to cuddle up with my giant severed head... </line> <line start="842" end="877" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh—oh, wait a minute, now, girls, what's going on here?! </line> <line start="878" end="916" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Aaah! My poor husky head! </line> <line start="917" end="956" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Were there at least any Twixes in there?! </line> <line start="957" end="1008" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A Mr. Shmallow costume?! Are you kidding me? </line> <line start="1009" end="1046" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Were you trying to <I>lose</I> friends this Halloween? </line> <line start="1047" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I said "S and more different S"! </line> <line start="1084" end="1134" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Not 7 or... more different... crescent wrench. </line> <line start="1135" end="1177" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And is that limp pantyhose worm supposed to be a beefy arm? </line> <line start="1178" end="1244" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Why don't you walk back there to the China Express and get them to fill that thing with teriyaki chicken. </line> <line start="1245" end="1268" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And then we'll go to Spencer's Gifts. </line> <line start="1269" end="1294" speaker="painting">Come on in heeere. </line> <line start="1295" end="1344" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh-oh, that thing is way more evil in pumpkin form. </line> <line start="1345" end="1379" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Must... fight... jibblies! </line> <line start="1380" end="1426" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Can't... hold... on... much... longer! </line> <line start="1427" end="1450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A-jibblie-jibblie! </line> <line start="1451" end="1481" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Aww, Homestar babies! </line> <line start="1482" end="1508" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Check 'em out, they're just like real life! </line> <line start="1509" end="1549" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Strong Bad kid is like, "Ooh! Feel my wrath!" </line> <line start="1550" end="1603" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And the Homestar kid is just totally clueless, like, "I wike candies." </line> <line start="1604" end="1655" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And then The Cheat is like, "Whoa, I bet I could swipe that plasma screen over there." </line> <line start="1656" end="1694" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ohh. That is animal cruelty. </line> <line start="1695" end="1732" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Could that dog possibly be more miserable? </line> <line start="1733" end="1798" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I bet if old Rover left some sweet spots on that carpet they'd take him out of that ridiculous geddup. </line> <line start="1799" end="1842" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Come on, boy. Leave a sweet spot! Just a little sweet spot! </line> <line start="1843" end="1888" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ah, da da da da DA-A!! </line> <line start="1889" end="1935" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So confused... what to think?? </line> <line start="1936" end="1995" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hot Homestar?!? My brain is splitting in half! </line> <line start="1996" end="2011" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey Strong Bad! </line> <line start="2012" end="2033" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Daaa! You get outta here! </line> <line start="2034" end="2055" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, you sound tense. </line> <line start="2056" end="2087" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Do you want me to give you, like, a backrub or anything? </line> <line start="2088" end="2100" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh... yes! </line> <line start="2101" end="2107" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No! </line> <line start="2108" end="2124" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I... don't know! </line> <line start="2125" end="2142" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Next picture, next picture!! </line> <line start="2143" end="2164" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I think this is the last one, sweetie. </line> <line start="2165" end="2174" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">WAAAAA!!</line> <line start="2175" end="2184" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8" voiceover="voiceover">WAAAAA!!</line> <line start="2185" end="2194" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.5" voiceover="voiceover">WAAAAA!!</line> <line start="2196" end="2232" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I should probably stop calling everybody "sweetie". </line> </transcript>
