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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="halloween3.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="20" end="303" speaker="sfx">spooky music</line> <line start="303" end="391" speaker="coachz">Oh jeez, I don't know, I think I prefer his work with the Furious 5 much more. Uh, he had more street cred back then...</line> <line start="391" end="456" speaker="homestar">Hey, thanks for coming to my party guys. Ahh, Coach Z is down with the PE!</line> <line start="456" end="517" speaker="strongbad">...ya know, I think it turned out pretty good. I mean Mom helped me do the fruit, and I did the sewing—</line> <line start="517" end="580" speaker="homestar">Oh, lookin' good, Strong Bad. The Chiquita Banana lady, that's great!</line> <line start="580" end="599" speaker="strongbad">Oooh, Chiquita Ba—?!</line> <line start="599" end="646" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.3">For the last time, I'm Carmen freakin' Miranda!</line> <line start="649" end="721" speaker="marzipan">Yesterday, I was out in the garden, and I was weeding, and there was this little worm... and...</line> <line start="721" end="815" speaker="homestar">Aww, everybody looks so great! You know, there's more punch over there, if anybody... wants any.</line> <line start="815" end="953" speaker="homestar">All riiiiiight, everybody! Line up! We're gonna play Flashlight Ghost Storytelling with a Flashliiight!</line> <line start="979" end="1002" speaker="marzipan">We should stand boy-girl-boy-girl.</line> <line start="1002" end="1031"><sfx>thunder boom</sfx><sfx>organ sting</sfx></line> <line start="1031" end="1082" speaker="homestar">Good one, Marzipan! That way we know it's fair!</line> <line start="1092" end="1120" speaker="marzipan">I get to stand next to you, Homestar.</line> <line start="1128" end="1203" speaker="homestar">Nope. I'm standing next to Bubs. You get to stand next to Strong Baaad.</line> <line start="1210" end="1219" speaker="marzipan" sfx="sfx">gasp</line> <line start="1227" end="1275" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Psst! Hey, Marzipan... is my slip showing?</line> <line start="1288" end="1324" speaker="homestar">Okay, okay, okay! I'll go first.</line> <line start="1355" end="1444" speaker="homestar">Umm... okay! Once, there was this green gobliiiin...</line> <line start="1444" end="1536" speaker="homestar">and um, he used to... look aroooound...</line> <line start="1536" end="1600" speaker="homestar">And um, I guess he did a daaance.</line> <line start="1606" end="1644" speaker="homestar">Oh man, that was terrible.</line> <line start="1649" end="1702" speaker="bubs">And, the goblin, he had a Gremlin! And he jacked it up on some fat tires,</line> <line start="1702" end="1741" speaker="bubs">and uh, and he tuned it up on some 4.11 positrak out back, <span style="visibility:hidden">750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bore over 30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons turbo jets 390 horsepower! I mean, he had some freakin' muscle!</span></line> <line start="1741" end="1758" speaker="bubs">and uh, and he tuned it up on some 4.11 positrak out back, 750 double pumper, <span style="visibility:hidden">Edelbrock intake, bore over 30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons turbo jets 390 horsepower! I mean, he had some freakin' muscle!</span></line> <line start="1758" end="1771" speaker="bubs">and uh, and he tuned it up on some 4.11 positrak out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, <span style="visibility:hidden">bore over 30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons turbo jets 390 horsepower! I mean, he had some freakin' muscle!</span></line> <line start="1771" end="1785" speaker="bubs">and uh, and he tuned it up on some 4.11 positrak out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bore over 30, <span style="visibility:hidden">11-to-1 pop-up pistons turbo jets 390 horsepower! I mean, he had some freakin' muscle!</span></line> <line start="1785" end="1812" speaker="bubs">and uh, and he tuned it up on some 4.11 positrak out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bore over 30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons turbo jets <span style="visibility:hidden">390 horsepower! I mean, he had some freakin' muscle!</span></line> <line start="1812" end="1827" speaker="bubs">and uh, and he tuned it up on some 4.11 positrak out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bore over 30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons turbo jets 390 horsepower! <span style="visibility:hidden">I mean, he had some freakin' muscle!</span></line> <line start="1827" end="1880" speaker="bubs">and uh, and he tuned it up on some 4.11 positrak out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bore over 30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons turbo jets 390 horsepower! I mean, he had some freakin' muscle!</line> <line start="1880" end="2041" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line> <line start="2046" end="2093" speaker="marzipan">One of the girls had a cute little kitten named Kitty-kitty.</line> <line start="2093" end="2145" speaker="marzipan">The other girl had a cute little puppy named Chris.</line> <line start="2145" end="2180" speaker="marzipan">And then the third girl was a Republican.</line> <line start="2180" end="2268" speaker="strongbad">Oh, brother! Gimme that! So then the robot came and he started vaporizing everybody with his vapor-gun!</line> <line start="2268" end="2325" speaker="strongbad">And he was like "You take this, and you'd better, you, and you take this, everybody's gonna die!"</line> <line start="2325" end="2386" speaker="strongbad">And then he said, "Oh, the Gremlin! I hate the Goblin Gremlin! Bah!"</line> <line start="2412" end="2431" speaker="strongbad">I need to get some more punch.</line> <line start="2438" end="2465" speaker="kingoftown"> Oooh, oooh! And then there was fried fish <span style="visibility:hidden">and heavenly ham and Salisbury sundaes and globs of meringue and strawberry frosted donuts and bowls full of jelly and Klondike pudding and scrumptious fillers... and—DOO! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!</span> </line> <line start="2465" end="2480" speaker="kingoftown"> Oooh, oooh! And then there was fried fish and heavenly ham <span style="visibility:hidden">and Salisbury sundaes and globs of meringue and strawberry frosted donuts and bowls full of jelly and Klondike pudding and scrumptious fillers... and—DOO! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!</span> </line> <line start="2480" end="2499" speaker="kingoftown"> Oooh, oooh! And then there was fried fish and heavenly ham and Salisbury sundaes <span style="visibility:hidden">and globs of meringue and strawberry frosted donuts and bowls full of jelly and Klondike pudding and scrumptious fillers... and—DOO! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!</span> </line> <line start="2499" end="2518" speaker="kingoftown"> Oooh, oooh! And then there was fried fish and heavenly ham and Salisbury sundaes and globs of meringue <span style="visibility:hidden">and strawberry frosted donuts and bowls full of jelly and Klondike pudding and scrumptious fillers... and—DOO! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!</span> </line> <line start="2518" end="2545" speaker="kingoftown"> Oooh, oooh! And then there was fried fish and heavenly ham and Salisbury sundaes and globs of meringue and strawberry frosted donuts <span style="visibility:hidden">and bowls full of jelly and Klondike pudding and scrumptious fillers... and—DOO! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!</span> </line> <line start="2545" end="2559" speaker="kingoftown"> Oooh, oooh! And then there was fried fish and heavenly ham and Salisbury sundaes and globs of meringue and strawberry frosted donuts and bowls full of jelly <span style="visibility:hidden">and Klondike pudding and scrumptious fillers... and—DOO! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!</span> </line> <line start="2559" end="2577" speaker="kingoftown"> Oooh, oooh! And then there was fried fish and heavenly ham and Salisbury sundaes and globs of meringue and strawberry frosted donuts and bowls full of jelly and Klondike pudding <span style="visibility:hidden">and scrumptious fillers... and—DOO! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!</span> </line> <line start="2577" end="2591" speaker="kingoftown"> Oooh, oooh! And then there was fried fish and heavenly ham and Salisbury sundaes and globs of meringue and strawberry frosted donuts and bowls full of jelly and Klondike pudding and scrumptious fillers... <span style="visibility:hidden">and—DOO! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!</span> </line> <line start="2591" end="2624" speaker="kingoftown"> Oooh, oooh! And then there was fried fish and heavenly ham and Salisbury sundaes and globs of meringue and strawberry frosted donuts and bowls full of jelly and Klondike pudding and scrumptious fillers... and—DOO! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! </line> <line start="2641" end="2726" speaker="strongsad">And so it turns out the robot had a human brain which was stolen from a kindly old man.</line> <line start="2726" end="2813" speaker="strongsad">And the children of that old man came to the robot looking for their father, and they called out to him.</line> <line start="2813" end="2920" speaker="strongsad">And the robot's human brain remembered his children and his stolen life, and he was moved to tears.</line> <line start="2924" end="2985" speaker="strongsad">But the tears shorted out his circuits, and fried his brain.</line> <line start="2985" end="3063" speaker="strongsad">And the robot toppled over, and he crushed his children, and the Goblin, too. </line> <line start="3063" end="3087" speaker="strongsad">And none of them lived.</line> <line start="3094" end="3133"> <kingoftown>Dooohoo hoo hoo</kingoftown> <coachz sfx="sfx">crying</coachz> <bubs sfx="sfx">crying</bubs> </line> <line start="3133" end="3165" speaker="coachz">Oh, jeez, what a total downer!</line> <line start="3185" end="3212" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, I'm outta here!</line> <line start="3220" end="3254" speaker="marzipan">That's the saddest story I've ever heard!</line> <line start="3254" end="3279" speaker="marzipan">You can't come to next year's party.</line> <line start="3279" end="3300" speaker="marzipan" sfx="sfx">crying</line> <line start="3300" end="3359" speaker="homestar">Gee... thanks for coming to my party, Strong Sad.</line> <line start="3359" end="3385" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">sigh</line> </transcript>